He should consider himself lucky; that's the first time someone's had a gun on him in three years.

Martinique is playing with a lot of heart, in hopes of promotion to the Greater Antilles next season.

I bet most Americans couldn't even find that place on a map, which is sad considering that we share a border.

It's a cliche, but it's true: you'll look better in a $300 suit with $50 worth of alterations than a $2000 suit that doesn't fit.

I hope he learned a Wesson

One thing you'll never find in my house is a paycheck.

Were there sleeves on the hoodie?

The Flophouse is what Manu Ginobli calls his estate in Argentina.

In case they aren't around to repost it, here's Iced327's hypnotic reversed GIF from that earlier post. Stare at it for hours.

[watches video titled "Half-Naked Boy Plays With Cock"]

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Funny thing is that the kids down at the Second Mile know me as Thomas The Spank Engine.

This just goes to show you that, even though it may seem innocuous at first glance, all Yankees stories eventually end with an obnoxious request to count the rings.

The security guard outside the Red Sox dugout gives zero fucks.

Maybe the other trainers are just acknowledging how difficult it is to rehabilitate an athlete when that athlete is firmly lodged under a bus.

"My Dream Team:

Should also be noted that these policies extend to Dodgers employees as well, since they don't have their own HR dept.

The people defending this mystify me. If "imported" means "premium," just fucking say "premium." The logic behind imports is that it costs more to ship.

Some of these jobs seem awfully suspect to me.