Judging by that first tweet, he seems to be planning on having far more than three stars.

*tosser

33 dollars? How about making a copy of one blank page with the dots and printing it onto a transparency sheet? Then you just keep it tucked into your notebook, and lay it over whatever image you want.

All pizzas served under this promotion will only be cut once, but it will be a gaping hole down the middle.

Too many Swiss Misses, it appears.

Best cell plans in Baseball.

Yeah you don't fuck with Mr. Fox.

Venit, vidit, vicit, volvo.

Sho Shtupid.

I see a sequel to the sequel to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants : " STP2: Have My Cake, and Eat for Two"

-1. Partner throws heavy object at your head.

"The secret ingredient is Expectations".

Energizer Max

I think I read that somewhere.

Peniston Oil, I believe. Also, the birthplace of the Top Gear HoverVan.

Fun fact - the Edmonton Oilers have as many wins this season as the Houston Oilers.

I am lead to believe that it will be.

Yeah but his information gathering skills are off the chart.

Chris Berman has made some considerable headway on an Ebola cure, actually. Turns out, all it takes is some bacon fat and two pints of distilled sweat.

So does Jeter.