It's less impressive when you know there are 10 scores on the "losses" side of the poster.

Only because Deadspin bought a ballot and let us vote on it.

Hey, that was her choice.

Let me go grab you some stilts.

You're a good man, and I wholly approve of your methods.

Oh, honey.........

"Silk's smashing silky-smooth snag somehow saves Sydney Sixer's skin."

looks legit to me.

Most of my vodka fueled text messages don't end well.

"the fax says"

Good people do not survive well in the Martinverse.... Brienne is a very good person.

I can only see one problem with that list, if it follows the books.

It......... it was exactly as you thought it would be, wasn't it?

You have GOT to be shitting me with this.

This is way better if you only read the first two lines.

I never fail there.

It's Raysism. Believe me, I am aware.

I do a lot of out-of-the-box thinking.

This seems like something the state/city would immediately return to you, so they don't have unassigned cash sitting on their books to pay for property hat you might not even own by the end of the year....

*Texans sign Michael Crabtree to QB.*