You use soft corn tortillas like God intended. You can fry them in corn or vegetable oil for like 20 seconds and then drape them over something so they set in the shape you want. They stay a bit flexible, but will hold their contents.

Hey Albert, quick question!

He has become well aware of his own powers by this point.

You did this wrong. Make Jeter face the other direction and this would be a winner.

The universe really came together to make this special moment. It's like the exact opposite of being at a Jets game.

I think he might be saying "pow, however the pagoda". I could be wrong, though.

The refs really turkish shit on the field yesterday.

DO NOT buy this. It tastes like iodine and alcohol.

The planning board is handicapped.

THESE ARE NO ORDINARY COWBOYS.

Alshon Jafarri

I just voted NO because he sounds like the guy from Saved By The Bell, but your reasons are valid, too.

we all do. we all do....

Meh. I wouldn't say IMPOSSIBLE.... but difficult.

lol

Germany- 196% chance of advancing

Australia's flag is bigger than their chances, and they scaled the flag down...

I'm just praying for an injury in a tie v.s Germany in the first game of the group.

EXACTLY!

So, a 40 percent chance to not get embarrassed by the same fuckers that keep doing it to us? I'll take it.