You’re half correct. Runny whites are the devil’s playground. Runny yolks are divine.

Counterpoint:scrambled eggs are a boring waste of delicious, creamy egg yolks. 

Best thing in the world: soft poached eggs that run all over your corned beef hash when you pop them.  

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

Soft serve. Not ice cream. There is a difference.

As a super weird introvert, I honestly hate this and feel bad for him. You try to have fun and express yourself, and get mocked for it, and worst of all is you have no clue why. I’m at peace now, but in my teens and 20s this caused untold anxiety and resentment in me.

I don’t know if this is racist! Someone help me!

NFL on QBs: “Tackles must break the laws of physics or you will be penalized.”

Should be noted that while he was in Cleveland, he hired this Bill Lumburg looking guy

As if there was any question before this year... We're on the way to full blown work stoppage in 2021 yes? 

Only a psychopath would consistently keep that many tabs open. Seriously, bookmarks people!

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

In news no one could have predicted, streaming is bad for your personal life.

I tend to agree with you but I would make allowances for teens who don’t know any better. 

Replace the word men with people and we’re almost there.

The headline should actually read:

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

No more weird than making a life decision to not eat breakfast.

Then don’t be that fucking guy. 

Steelers fan here.