I think they have drought, fire, and earthquakes down.

Inadequate engineering, no prototypes, skipped soft tooling, rushed production lines, built by hand, slapped together in a tent.

This may be true, but there is a certain level of schadenfreude in it being Tesla. There was a lot of boasting, and that leaves Tesla open to this. Considering all the snide comments levelled at every manufacturer out there, Tesla doesn’t need you to stick up for them, and are in good company. Just enjoy the puns.

Building 5000 units a week and this happens.. repeatedly? Dial it back to 3000 a week and take your time, you clearly are not good at it yet.

The 3 isn’t loud due to a lack of engine noise, it is loud due to shoddy build quality. It is louder than my 2005 Chevy Malibu. That’s a disgrace.

Are you saying it is in the Uncanny Panel Gap?!

Sounds good. Would your satisfaction be impaired at all if various random bits of the car started to liberate themselves?

Everytime I think of Telsa now. Tents to build cars, labor issues, etc. Now bumpers coming off. I just sit back and think of Gung Ho movie.

So, the model 3 has big panel gaps where it should’nt and no gaps where it should. I guess thats what you get when you make a car in a tent!!

He will take it private.

I wonder what the production date was for those two cars and if it coincided with the big push to close 2Q.

It is a car designed and built in California, a state that doesn’t know what this so called ‘rain’ is.

A software update won’t fix that.

There is a reason why no other car on the planet is built in a tent. 

Tesla is the Monster Cable of cars. One day history will look back on Elon Musk as the douchebag con man he is.

Rain water, electric car, “shorting”...there’s a pun in there but I’m too lazy to think of one...

Come on guys, aren’t your expectations a little high for a $45k car?

I was joking before, but now I am just shaking my head...

Are you short selling the clip manufacturer, adhesive company, or the stamping plant?

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!