I'll admit, I think Jeremy's shot at getting his dummy into the hospital was the definition of entertainment.

And BMW will be laughing all the way to the bank while farting in your general direction. They could give 2 shits that you don't like their minivan that your wife will be clamoring for, just so she can keep up with the Jones' down the street.

Torch, does Apple own, or have a vested interest in Cruise Automotive?

Then... don't buy it?

The one with the Ambulances? That was hardly entertaining, but I do think their Australian road trip episode was wonderful

I found myself yelling at the TV wondering why they hadn't shown the return trip down

Is there a link for that? My quick google search revealed nothing

Good beer deserves to stay at serving temp which is about 50°. Bad beer deserves to be served ice cold to mask the lack of flavor

I hope they do make a car and make tons of money, because I invest in mutual funds buy Apple stock, and the stock market loves Apple

Overpowered is when you've added horsepower but made your quarter mile time worse

Are you the Jesus guy in my office who has one of those? He doesn't seem like the type to be on Jalopnik, but you never know

Brought to you by North Shore Newborn Mothers who have too much money. This is the gateway car between a family sedan and an Escalade or a Range Rover. This car will teach them ill manners on the road and how to effectively text and drive while not caring about how many cars they hit in the Whole Foods parking lot…

Probably because she owes American Idol 99% of her profits, and her husband Mike Richards (NHL player) makes the cash. Until her contract expires, she'll keep encouraging this

Thank you for referencing my post yesterday

Aren't the windows also polycarbonate instead of glass?

You know what they say about big engines right?

I'm just going to go ahead and say it. The car sounds awful.

Really? Because my first driving experience on a track, the instructor told me to keep my hands at 9 and 3, then when a turn is coming up, rotate your hands to where you anticipate them to be level, mid-turn. Drop one hand low and use that to push the wheel up, then drop the other hand as the wheel is turning

Come on Stiggy, you know better than to let your arms turn into a pretzel over the wheel