Seriously, I don't understand how Crawford still has a job. That situation where he ejected Tim Duncan for laughing from the bench AND THEN CHALLENGED HIM TO A FIGHT* seems like it would preclude him from ever seeing the floor again. And yet, there he is.

I really want to like it, but I don't quite get it...

Disagree. I lived in Missoula for two winters and I'd take it in a heartbeat over a Chicago winter. (Although Missoula's inversion problem wasn't great — people elsewhere were shocked to learn Montana had a pollution problem, as if it had just gotten the internal combustion engine.) But still — the air was more of a…

You have it reversed.

I'm a Chicago native and would love to disagree, but we just spent a glorious week in SF and it made me seriously, truly wonder what the hell I'm doing here.

He seems nice.

That's too bad — you seem like you'd be a lot of fun to hang out with.

A blast to read. Well done.

I'm not religious, so I don't see any great reckoning down the line. I can only hope karma deals this absolutely unredeemable son of a bitch a excruciating hand at some point. Words fail how awful he is.

I still don't quite get your joke.

One of the best articles I've ever read. When I need inspiration, I pull this out. Simply brilliant.

I see both of the nation's White Sox fans are represented here.

I didn't get it, but I do appreciate the effort. So... +.5 WAR?

I used to like Holmes, but now he annoys me. He goes on WAY too long and I feel like he's become kind of a starfucker since he started doing TV. Losing Jason Goff was a huge blow for the Score.

"I will put eyes on the guy and have my boy knock him down."

<i>Check it.</i>

No, see, I was trying to do a joke — HOW can you joke about this? "How, kimosabee"? Get it? Sorry — not being sanctimonious, just unfunny (which may be worse).

How can you joke about this?

That Future Islands guy was absolutely fucking awesome. Great article.

I dunno, I thought it was good fun.