A hidden gem in that Chris Kirkpatrick story - all 4 of the other members of N Sync came to the wedding. Can you imagine just being like, the bride's cousin or someone else of little fame, and getting to go to that wedding? And being like, holy shit, N Sync is at this fucking wedding? Would you proceed to get…

Here's a fucking solution: dress your young girls in pants and shorts, so that they can actually play like children without the fear of underwear-flashing. It's not going to un-do all the other damage these parents will do to their daughters and future daughters-in-law, but when it comes to avoiding underpant mishaps…

Michelle was a high school cheerleader who regretted how far she'd gotten with boys when she repented and married Jim Bob. I imagine the girls are the FIRST, not the second generation.

Now I am doing the same. It cannot be undone. SLUT, SLUTS, SLUTS, SLUTSSLUTS, EVERYBODYYYY!!!!

The combination of her neck muscles moving and her blinking is hypnotic. Consequently, I'm staring at this gif and singing the word "sluts" in my head to that awful Shots song: "Sluts, sluts, sluts, slutssluts! Sluts, sluts, sluts, slutssluts! Sluts, sluts, sluts, slutssluts! [beat] Everybodyyyyy!"

Wow, she's giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money in the "looking up adoringly" sweepstakes.

but they're ok for males! I think it's really just about restricting activities for females - you're not supposed to run or climb or sit on the grass or ride horses or swim...

If she really wanted to teach them how to be her version of "ladylike," she'd stick a small pillow under the waist cinchers of their dresses.

I don't think she's talking about toddlers, I think she's talking about 6 to 8 year olds. And no, she didn't say "because you'll hurt yourself", she said "because you want to practice being ladylike".

Of course they do!!! They have to be prim and proper and hold tea parties and play with dolls. Or else they'll become immodest worldly slut lesbian abortion-havers.

Right? This was my first question. Was Michelle Duggar's mother a slut? Did her grandmother dance in the Follies? Back somewhere in a cave painting, is her ancestor the one wearing just a littttle too short of a loincloth?

I *still* don't get why people think dresses are supposed to be "more modest" for girls/women than pants are - there's headstands. There's sitting on the ground with your knees up. There's walking over a ventilation shaft. There's getting snagged on stuff. There's accidentally stuffing your skirt into your pantyhose…

I don't have an issue with teaching anyone modesty at an young age. I do have an issue with equating a child turning cartwheels as being indicative of immodest behavior. There's nothing wrong with wearing dresses AND wearing leggings so when you go upside down no undergarments are exposed. Girls don't have to sit prim…

It sounds as if modest and slut are the only two choices when they aren't.

My daughters are the second generation of modest dressing in this family.

" As a parent I would have to remind them, let’s not stand upside down on your head in that chair"

I cannot stop looking at the picture on top. I want to caption it so badly, but I'm drawing a blank. Any ideas?

This is so great in so many ways but this is my favorite part is that he's only managed to sleep with 48 people. Even with lies and exaggerations, his number is 48.

hah hah hah you beat me to it

"And campus isn't the only place with hoes. They are everywhere: coffee shops, bars, clubs, grocery stores, malls, etc."