Definitely unlocked.

I kind of thought that would publish in normal text, but I'll take it

No no, darling. What you do is get body parts wet, then put Ppixie Stix on there so you can lick it up. Like human-sized Fun Dip.

I would like to accidentally spill Pixy Stix on Jamie Dornan's abs. "Oops, so sorry! Let me clean that up for you. With my tongue."

I was going to comment "back door's always unlocked" but then I thought about it and... maybe? HELLO.

I mostly took away that I am not the only person to drop food down my bra and retrieve, then eat it, and for that I am grateful.

The first time my cat and I pooped in tandem it was...it was such a bonding moment, you know? Magical. Beautiful. My cat also loses his mind if I close him out of the bathroom...I think he knows I'm a captive audience in there.

My husband has an ileostomy bag (colon cancer survivor). Our son was delivered via c-section. One night, right after our son was born, his bag exploded and my incision ruptured, so we had a big 'ol shit-and-blood mess in our bed. BEAT THAT, NERDS!

You forgot childbirth. That's like DEFCON 10. 'Cause that's a whole 'nother level of poopage.

I like to think of the sex strike more as a 'I could die from the results of having sex due to the hospital being 12 to 14 hours away. Why would I risk it? ;)'

I was very disconcerted and uncomfortable with the emphasis, in the headlines from UK media coverage I saw, on the little girl's blonde-ness and the way the articles kept referring to her as a "young blonde girl" and repeatedly emphasizing that she is blonde. As if the blondeness is what makes the whole thing a real…

I farking love the theme music to Game of Thrones and the opening intro (I love how it changes too!) so I yeah.... sorta like it. Not bad dancing either.

Err... as far as I can tell, Lea T is a trans woman who identifies as a woman and models women's clothing. So I don't think it's all that great to throw her career into the category of "gender-bending" simply because she's trans.

As we know, Africa's a big country.

What is the female equivalent to brotastic? Whatever it is, this girl has got it.

If anything this was to celebrate the amazing country and people.

And a staggeringly large number of people from Europe and South America have died because of this shebang where two sets of people maneuver a inflated sphere of pigskin with their feet. And it's the Quidditch people who are crazy?

I see nothing wrong with this. Quidditch makes about as much sense as regular sports do. Let us nerds have our fun. Don't be a dick.