Isn’t burning trash illegal?

New York is 1000% too good for Jim Butt.

The Handmaid’s Tale comes to visit us in real life. How ... fun!

This Week In Tabloids: Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar Are Divorcing After 31 Years of Nonstop Babymaking

True enough. I thought I remembered Warren outright giving her endorsement to Sanders, but I’m wrong. There’s certainly no love lost between Warren and Clinton, and Warren has defended Sanders on his actions more than once.

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

That fuckin head-turn.

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

My pupils have turned into stars.

Dear Steven Universe,

Luckily her last child was a girl. When ATI ladies have a boy, they only get 40 days off from sex after the birth, but when they have a girl, they get 80 days off (because Gothard says so based on whatever). Last baby was a girl born in June = I don’t think she’s been required to service her husband this summer. So…

I resource cheaply and locally to keep my prices as low as possible for my customers. But I like your comment about the fact that I should charge more!
BTW, semen soaked is semen that comes straight from the penis and into the panties, and cream pie is semen that has been inside the vagina and then into the panties.

You are disgusting. All this was taken without my consent and some of your facts are even incorrect. You TOOK this without any permission and you even include my selling details!!! Have you no concern for the safety and privacy of the people you post about? Of course you don't; you're a fucking blood sucking parasite…

I can also tell you from five years of living in Japan, having Japanese friends, and having married a Japanese person that I've never personally, nor known any person who has seen personally, nor known anyone who has ever seen one of these vending machines—they all point to westerners' inability to read Japanese and…

There are not any used-panties vending machines in Japan. There are vending machines in certain, very specific areas of big cities where you can get new pairs of underwear, but it's against Japan's health code to sell used underwear commercially. This rumor got started because, many years ago, some guys decided to set…