I didn't even bother buying that shit. I pirated it to see what the hype was about (and subsequently laughed hysterically through the entire novel).

I've read better smut written by 15 year old virgins on fanfiction.net. I probably wrote better smut as a teenaged virgin myself back in the day.

You know those sensory deprivation chambers? You know, the ones that are so quiet that they drive people insane? I wish they had shoved that asshole in there, all by himself, in the dark, with no blankets or anything and just a meager amount of food and water shoved in through a slot in the wall every day. That would…

He's an avid lindy hopper, so I'm sure he's going to rock it.

SO FUCKING EXCITED. In addition to a lot of people that I actually like being on the show this season, BILL NYE IS A LINDY HOPPER AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM AND DGLSAHGHALHAL I HOPE HE WINS. But seriously, though, he is a treasure to the lindy hop community and maybe if he does lindy on the show DWTS will have real lindy…

Try listening to it being read by a Kindle or some other text to speech type thing. It was hilarious when I was just reading it in my head, but when I started listening to the robot reading it, I nearly died.

That was my first thought too and for some reason I find it incredibly hilarious.

And I have zero problems with this. When I was younger, I long complained about the nazi enforcement of my high school's dress code, while giving the cheerleaders a free pass in a uniform that clearly broke that dress code. In colorguard, we wore our band sweats and t-shirts on game day, but not the colorful leotards…

I have no idea. Maybe it's because rednecks prefer "thicker" women and MILFs tend to be curvier than non-MILF porn stars? That's the only thing I can think of.

Rihanna and her crew were serving sooooo much bitch face the other night. I loved it when the camera went to them.

"Right now you're probably surrounded by people into MILF massage."

Aerials aren't essential to lindy hop. Most lindy hoppers actually do not know how to do them and they're a horrible/dangerous faux pas on the social dance floor. Like popping air on the dance floor can get you thrown out of a lot of events. They're only acceptable in situations like jam circles and competitions,…

I mentioned it to someone else, but I've noticed a decline of fedoras among my local swing community over the past few years, and a rise of newsboy caps in their place. You know, these:

He's wearing a whicker, intended-for-casual-wear fedora, which does much to negate potential doucheiness.

Are you a lindy hopper? I've noticed a decline of fedoras when I go dancing and a rise of these hats in their place:

Sometimes, yeah, but they also are drawn as being straight-up sexy. Why can't us larger girls have that too? With Hilda, I always feel like the joke is first, and the sexy comes second.

Oh wow, someone who actually looks like me! (I'm very in between sizes, so sometimes I feel left out of the sexiness...)

I saw these a long while back and as someone who has a body that looks a lot like Hilda's, I've always felt just a little offended, like us larger girls are somehow sloppier and clumsier than our skinnier counterparts.

And I thought that I bought that sweet $20 Coach bag that I found in a thrift shop for just little ol' me. It must be a subconscious defense of my imaginary boyfriend.

Argh, men are dumbfucks. Like we had talked quite a bit before ever going out. He knew exactly the kind of liberal girl that I am and he also knew that I was a virgin. He's the one that initiated the sex. His issues are all clearly his own and I am just so done with his silliness.