I feel like everyone knows that sort of guy.

Yeah, it really is kind of creepy. It would have been one thing if this was a guy that I had been in a long-term, emotionally invested relationship. Then emotional issues would have made sense. But no, this was a guy I had been on one date with, thought was attractive, and I just really wanted to lose the v-card so…

I've lost pretty much all interest in guys who don't swing dance. Lindy hop is a big part of my life and I really have little to talk about outside of swing, sewing, and nerdy shit.

The following exchange on facebook chat:

My culotte swimsuit that I made the other week is far more fabulous. No thigh chafing FTW.

Some of us are geeks that are also seamstresses and fucking love fashion and doing vintage hair. Being fashionable with great hair doesn't mean that you're a fake geek. It means that you have much better cosplay.

Shaved it all down there. Wasn't worth it.

Yes. This. Exactly.

My mom gets all squeamish when I call genitals by their actual names- as in penis and vagina/vulva (depending what lady part issue I'm discussing). Of course this leads me to say them more. My sister and I delight in discussing nipples in public because as we remind my mother when she complains about this practice,…

The eternal question- is Cillian Murphy disturbingly hot or hotly disturbing?

I kind of hated the book, though, so I liked their version better.

This makes me glad that I have a Kindle. I'll read whatever the fuck I want without strangers' judgement and/or conjectures, thank you very much. The only thing that you'll get from the outside of my reading material is that I have awesome taste in Kindle covers.

Since no one else seems to be saying it, I find this disturbing because they looked like they walked out of a brony's furry porn. Seriously, check the mlp tag on tumblr. It's disturbing.

I'm concerned because they look they walked out of some brony's furry porn.

Unhappiness is something you feel. Depression is a state not being able to feel anything. In fact, there are months of my life that I don't remember because I was so depressed throughout them. I was so full of nothing that I can't really recall what went on during those time periods, other than laying on my bed and…

No fucking kidding. There's a reason that teachers (traditionally women) are criminally underpaid. Fucking sexism. And yes, as a seamstress, I sometimes feel underpaid, but I do what I can. But fortunately, my skill level and clientele is at the point where I can pick and choose the commissions I accept and I can…

Last year, I couldn't find a job, so I opened an etsy shop selling my handmade jewelry and was able to make some money that way. I then learned to sew and now, not even a year later, my skills are at the point where I make almost everything that I wear and I make commissioned dresses and costumes that I'm able to sell…

As most retail strapless dresses are shitty and lack the inner structure required to stay up properly, I am ok with this. Perhaps it will save some hapless girl from a wardrobe malfunction.

Because kids who are tormented for being a "slut" in middle school always are in the wrong and totally did something to warrant it. /sarcasm

Black people don't age. Wayne Brady, Iman, Will Smith, and Vivica A. Fox have convinced me of this.