There we go. Let them explore those creepy canyons that no one's seen before. Maybe they'll be eaten by a kracken.

And then of course he brags about how great Massachusetts schools are, when incidentally they also happen to be some of the most heavily unionized in the country.

Please don't send them to space. If there is life out there, they would surely spark an intergalactic war that would result in the annihilation of the human race.

As a teacher, I feel personally violated by that Romney quote. I think need to take a shower now and burn off the sleeze.

...this actually sounds like something I would like. 'Tis a pity about the awful press release.

I've started sewing my clothes and basic clothes like t-shirts and jeans are cheaper to buy, while professional clothes and really nice ones are cheaper to make... sometimes. My handmade Halloween costume cost as much as a store bought one, but the difference is the quality- it's a lot nicer, fits me well, and is…

Men need to shop more- the guys at my school either dress like Sperry ads or like hobos. No variety and no imagination. Style is in short supply among the straight gents at my school. Perhaps if men were held to the same level of appearance as women, they'd shop more, or if women weren't held to as high standards,…

There's hope for the next generation after all.

I spent about $50 on my Robin costume and I'm making it, which is about the same cost if I had bought a costume. The difference is that instead of a shitty overpriced costume, for the same price I'll have a quality, awesome costume because I'm actually really good at sewing. My utility belt is the best thing ever and…

Oh GOD.

Exactly. Like Maytag.

Lol, I bet the secret service watches the Romney boys a lot more closely now at these things after that remark.

First of all, what kind of name is "Tagg"? I looked it up and apparently it's short for "Taggart" which is even more wtf.

The deviant line about the handcuffs was a pretty entertaining bit as well.

Woah, somehow they psychically learned all the things I love and then combined them. Alan Moore? Check. Comics? Check. Fashion? Check. Drag queens? Check. Dystopian lit? Check.

I adore him. Between that sketch he did for SNL, his performance as Link in Hairspray (which for the record, was better than the Link I saw in a West End production), and the fact that he actually does own the "Some dudes marry dudes. Get over it." shirt, he's thoroughly won my affections. A funny hot guy who can sing…

Preach.

I've read the book and it actually is somewhat feminist. The heroine is pretty kickass and the guy is kind of boy-next-doorish. Hopefully it will turn out well.

I love this bitch. This fabulous, crazy bitch with little men climbing her shoes. I bet when she wants to go out and chill, she dresses like a normal person and no one recognizes her.

My cats have always been fat due to a combination of being spade and being lazy housecats who like to eat, but never to the point of this. Poor baby.