Indeed. One of the few perks of being from the South is my ability to unironically say "bless your heart". I love it.

The old people in my family are like this. Yes. Yesssss. Perhaps getting old won't be too bad after all. Just as long as I stay fabulous.

So btw, I learned today when I went in for my first round of ren faire classes, working/volunteering for a renaissance festival is a great way to meet cute, funny, nerdy guys with great personalities, mainly because those are the kind of guys the production team tends to cast (at least at my local faire). There's this…

She watches the show- I wouldn't be surprised if if she is an All-Stars judge and they're keeping in under wraps for a BIG surprise.

Omigod that episode is going to be gay Hee Haw on crack and I WILL LIVE FOR IT.

Aka why I reject the Old Testament (currently exploring trinitarian wicca).

Though it did turn out ok in Game of Thrones.

Lol, this would totally be me if I gave into my friend who sells Mary Kay. I'd probably sell to the rich sororities on campus and all the drag queens I'm buddies with and have no interest in building up my "pyramid". I might still do it to help out my friend- she's trying to make money for her upcoming wedding and if…

Um... I've already had to do this and it's not that big a deal. My college's education program regulates this stuff more hardcore that any school I'll teach at. And as a babyfaced person who enjoys dressing up, I welcome opportunities to make myself look not like my students. Professional dress isn't a hardship. It's…

I dunno, they look pretty flacid to me.

She has a whole lot of more conventional clothing made in nerdy fabrics on her etsy and it all is very well made. And we're both kind of amused by a lot of the sillier comments.

This is one of my best friends and I'm torn between wanting to laugh at or smack some of the commenters.

Yeah, I have no regrets on that front. I didn't come my first time, but I didn't bleed and it was a lot of fun. A much better v-card losing than what most ladies face, I think.

Lol, yeah, I always heard that if guys want a good handjob, they'll just masturbate. I'd rather work on my oral skills. And really, the first verse of that song describes me exactly. Advanced student and late bloomer. Was in the marching band. Went straight from kissing to sex. IT'S ALL ME.

Lol, same here. Most of my friends are "slutty" for those same reasons, and most of my male friends aren't judgmental of that stuff. Last St. Patrick's day, we all got drunk and watched bad 90s porn. It was fantastic.

That's become me, and I'll straight up admit, "Yo, I'd like to sleep with you, but I haven't shaved. If this doesn't bother you, then by all means, lets do this."

The "slutty" thing annoys me. Yes, I'm kind of slutty, but that's when I'm single. Dating a guy exclusively, then all the sex is just with him. Basically, "slutty" me isn't that much different than "normal" guys. Double standards suck.

Lol, my life is scarily like that handjob song by Garfunkel and Oates- I totally went straight from kissing to sex. Bases two through four were totally rounded for the first time when I lost my v-card. XD

I tend to be very much a subby and prefer guys to make the first move, which is a bit annoying when I'm wanting sex from a guy that's new. What can I say, dominance turns me on. Fortunately the guy I'm sort of seeing now is totally on board with that. In terms of what gets us going, we're pretty compatible, so I hope…

It's like, he wants sex and I want sex. Any guy that would hold the fact that I indulged both of our wants against me is a guy I wouldn't want to date anyway. If anything, I'd think girls like us would be more desirable because we want sex and we're not afraid to admit it, society be damned.