ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry

Good. I am a shameless first date putter outter. Like my late bloomin' self totally lost her v-card on her first straight-forward, official date ever. Next weekend, I'll probably be driving up to visit that guy and having a weekend of even more sexy sex sex. This weekend, I may be getting it on with a guy friend of

I personally don't mind objectification in small doses so long as it's equal opportunity. People who like ladies can have their Magic Michelle so long as my fellow dude lovers get their Magic Mike. That's my big problem with male objectification of women- it happens in more than moderation and there isn't enough

Yes, yes, this. I have the feeling that when I get around the cultural historical stuff regarding virginity in my history class (it will definitely come up if I end up teaching AP European or World History), I'll probably end up being more informative on the subject than my students' actual health teacher. Fuck angry

Welp, I had no blood when I lost my v-card (probably because of years of mucho masturbation and there was lots of foreplay). I guess I'd be a goner over there.

I believe calling it the "sane" religion was sarcasm, hence the naming silly thing after calling it that.

Yeah, I think when I find the right partner it will be great, since I've discovered that penetration while masturbating gives me some pretty awesome orgasms.

Any suggestions for a good vibrator for a recently deflowered young woman with a pretty tight vagina trying to enter the world of awesome vaginal orgasms? Clitoral stimulation would be nice too and I've looked at the rabbit vibes, but they all look too big...

Lol, that's partly why I only lost my v-card last month (I'm 21). Guys my age are notoriously lousy in bed and I have some pretty great orgasms on my own. The sex was fun, but alas no O. Once I find a guy, though, that knows how to push all the right buttons well, there will be lots and lots of sexytimes. High sex

I'm pretty open about sex stuff, so convos about it usually spring up with guys I'm seriously flirting with (as in guys I want to bang). Every now and then the topic of masturbation comes up and I never admit how often I really masturbate. I usually say something like a few times a week, but depending on where I am in

So I've had sex twice now (lost the v-card just last month!), and while it's super fun, it's been a no-go so far for me in the orgasm department, which seems odd given that if I'm sufficiently turned-on, I can come without very much effort on my own. Perhaps I just need more talk before action (incidentally, erotica

Yeah, I'm on Tri-Sprintec and I'm as horny as ever, though I do want to get it on with a partner in addition to wanking.

This movie is God's apology for the war on women.

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We need to pass a law against douchecanoes. dfhglsdjhfgkjsGHAFDKsdgaskj

Lol, totally what I was about to post. As much as I like Garfunkel and Oates, I wouldn't even want to joke about having sex with ducks. Pat Robertson clearly knows nothing about those animals to make that silly statement.

What a douchecanoe.

This looks fucking awesome. I really hope the art is like that in the main picture for this article, because that's exactly how I want to see my heroines drawn. *happy feminist is happy*

Which makes this study or whatever it is seem a little silly to me. I'd be more interested in looking at a study that examines the most popular lipstick colors purchased.

The name has nothing to do with my lipstick purchases. I have a specific shade of red that I like and I get it regardless of what it's called.