Maybe it's because I tend to watch more kinky stuff, but I feel like I see more MMF than MFF. Weird.

You have no idea. Google "santa war". Go ahead, I dare ya. My dad was directly involved with that (he's the one responsible for bringing down Jeff Germann's SantaCheck website). Let me tell ya, there is some dawn and dirty politics in the world of professional Santas.

OMG, I just remembered by absolute NO, NO, NO, NO of anything sexual at all- Christmas.

That's so weird. Even if I can't name them personally (I'm terrible with names), either I personally know or my dad knows all the Santas in the SE area of the US. Whenever I see a guy who looks like a Santa, I always ask them if they are a pro Santa and if they know my dad. They usually do, as he's a pretty prominent…

Also, upon reading the comments, I realize that I forgot to add needles and the other usual stuff that thought would be assumed given legality- no animals or minors. Really? These aren't givens? Also I didn't realize that MFF threesomes were considered the "default". I'm not saying that I would absolutely never ever…

I think for me, costumes are fine, but not roleplaying. I love dressing up, but yeah, I feel like roleplaying would get really awkward really fast.

So I've never had sex before, but the only porn/erotica that really turns me on is the really kinky stuff. Given that, whenever I do start having sexual relations with someone, I'd probably be willing to try just about anything once. Actually, I take that back- no poop, pee, blood, or electricity. Other than that, I…

I know some Santas with long beards that look quite nice (my dad's a professional Santa Claus, so I have some... interesting social acquaintances). He should have looked at Santa forums for beard tips. XD

Nah, it looks legit. My dad is a professional Santa Claus, and while parts of his beard went white naturally, other parts he has to bleach. It's normally the hair closest to his mouth and lots of it starts out brown at his roots and ends up white.

I think that might have been the point.

This guy is awesome, insane, and hardcore all at once. LIKE AMERICA.

I know, and I was adding further commentary. Sorry I wasn't clear.

Does anyone know what this gif is from?

It irritates me that people keep pitting Obama against Bush. This war has gone on for a decade during both of their Presidencies- it was a joint effort. Bush took down Sadam and now Obama got Osama. Bush was congratulated back then and now it's Obama's turn. Be glad they were both able to do what they did.

I'm just glad that something relevant to life will be in the news rather than annoyingly endless footage of some rich people's wedding. Really people, it's a wedding, not the cure for AIDS.

I'm celebrating, not because he's dead, but because he can't kill anymore. He organized the deaths of thousands of people, and most likely would have killed many more.

Give it time.

So that's what took them so long! Clearly the last ten years were spent hunting down the horcruxes.