Don't forget that Hitler's death was announced on May 1st. ^_^

However, it had to happen.

They most likely wanted to take him alive, but a firefight broke out and an Osama dead is better than nothing.

Omg, my mind went straight to this. XD

Or Raja. Or a number of RPDR contestants for that matter.

Come to think of it, RuPaul would make a good Cinna too. XD

I kind of imagined Raja from RuPaul's Drag Race. Cinna *would* be all about the genderfuckery.

I love how I can always find a RuPaul gif that mimics my current expression perfectly. That being said...

Lots and lots of masturbation helps. (^_^)b

*sigh* I miss London. I didn't have sex, but I nearly did. I was studying abroad for a semester and had made-out with various random guys over the course of the four-ish months I was there. The thing was that they were all Americans, and I did not travel to England, damn it, to snog American guys. Finally, two weeks…

Not about me needing a condom, but definitely an amusing condom story:

I hope my future students' parents don't find all that fanfiction I wrote in high school then.

*grr* Gif fail.

This is so wrong that I need more than one gif to express myself.

My thoughts exactly, Ru.

James Deen... *unf*

It's funny that this article should pop up- my mom hates my glasses ("They hide your pretty eyes!") and we just had a tiff about how annoying I find contacts. I love my glasses. I think I look better in glasses. To be honest, I have a bit of a glasses fetish myself, and after the crap I get from my mom, it's nice to…

This girl sounds like me at that age. I live in NC and my broke butt is totally available to babysit. (Sorry, I just couldn't resist. XD)

Honey, my sex education came from Sailor Moon and Harry Potter fanfiction. Fuck school, the internet taught me all about copulation.

+1 on the first book being the only decent one. I find rough sex hot, but spanking not so much.