$40 was the price of a manicure, not a day’s wages, according to this article.

They give a shit because Mom was in a sorority, and that’s how she met Dad. Dad got his sweet corporate job through one of his frat bro’s dads. Every adult in their life is telling them “being a part of this organization is the key to the Successful White People Club.” And they’re 18, so they don’t have a ton of life…

I care about Steve Guttenberg!

You know nothing about my levels of empathy. You’re the one who put her statement into the larger context of what “people know,” as though that makes it more acceptable. But people don’t know that. Your statement was patently untrue. Rape victims are told that it’s “common sense” not to invite rape, and when a rape…

I am pretty sure most people know that rape is not anyone’s fault but the rapist

See, I knew it would sound harsh, and now I feel bad and want to add: You didn’t do anything evil, and your friend could have handled things better. If she’s a nice person, she probably realizes that. But you were just as insensitive as she was. If you want an apology, you need to offer one, too.

This is going to sound harsh, but I feel like you need to hear this if you want to stay friends with this person: Being invited to tag along isn’t the same as being invited to an event that was planned months in advance by its participants. You put your friend in an awkward position by asking her to change the bar.…

To say that Greek organizations are historically racist and elitist isn’t stereotyping, it’s fact. You can choose to participate in it anyway, without being a racist or an elitist, but history is history. At the University of Alabama, it’s not even history, it’s the present. Greeks are not the ones being oppressed…

Lots of organizations have pre-existing relationships with charities, minus the racism, classism, hazing, etc that permeates the Greek system.

Are people supposed to give a shit because your vagina is sentient?

Jesus, “if you were an actual feminist”? Fuck off with that nonsense.

So, you don’t want to feel judged, but you hate people who do that?

I dislike most Star Trek kids. I just want them to fuck off because GROWNUPS ARE TALKING. It makes no sense, even to me.

Next she’s going to tell them how to find the membrane that shuts down rape pregnancies, and then we’re all in trouble.

I think women who are friends with other women can do a mental headcount and confirm that statistic. I understand why it sounds unbelievable if you haven’t had two or five friends tell you their heartbreaking stories, but sadly, that’s not my reality anymore

What is the link between gentrified neighborhoods and liking “Inside Amy Schumer”?

But I mean, is your job on HSN? Because in that case, one could argue that the sane, self-loving thing to do is, actually, show up for work intoxicated. Always.

Oh girl, I started getting called ma’am when I was 20, at my first job out of college. I have a Nurse Ratched vibe going on at work though, that’s proooobably related.

I’m jealous that my best friend is not that cool.

Well, that’s you. It doesn’t make his response any less valid.