Yeah, this is like when Republicans appropriate protest songs for their campaign rallies... Do they hear different lyrics?

Wow. You had me at “law book.”

Can’t you masturbate privately, like everyone else?

You seem really smart...

They’re just slinging mud in every direction because he’s guilty as hell, and she has the public’s sympathy.

Yeah, I’m still trying to wrap my brain around how “you’re making money off this horrible, life-wrecking thing that happened to you” is a criticism.

I guess it’s because my book collection isn’t huge (maybe 100 titles? I’m a big fan of the library, so my hard-copy purchases are mostly favorites), and I’m a very visual person, but it totally works for me. Books with black covers get alphabetized on a separate shelf, because I have 3x as many of those as any other…

Your husband’s mother and ex gf from 13+ years ago are not responsible for his behavior now. He’s a grown man. He needs therapy, ffs. It’s his job to get over his “walls.” Everyone has them, it’s no excuse.

Nah girl, me too.

Or people who know what their books look like and don’t care about impressing presumptuous house guests.

Actually, I’m kind of pissed at my boyfriend right now and looking to make a wasteful, passive-aggressive purchase in the $200 range.

Wow, I totally agree. Not that she was a dog back in the day, but she’s stunning now.

On behalf of Women Everywhere, THANK YOU for teaching your son how to act. Seriously, buy yourself a cookie or something, you did good.

My dad can braid like a motherfucker. When I did ballet as a kid, he took a class called “watch one of the other moms at carpool or maybe Google it, it’s not that fucking hard.”

She lost me when the omgmale doctor talked about midwives discouraging life-saving c-sections. He wasn’t “struggling to understand” the desire for natural birth, he’s struggling to understand why a woman would rather die giving birth naturally than listen to the medical professional she’s paying to deliver her baby.

Oh Jesus, now you’re implying that it’s somehow classless to expect makeup artists to DO THEIR JOBS? Please. Doing a black person’s make up isn’t some *mysterious skill* that only Iman and other black models can bestow upon the poor ignorant white makeup artists of the world. Make up artists who want to get paid…

No one is saying you have to like or respect her, but using her mother’s death as an opportunity to criticize her character is incredibly gross.

Please, give us more of your totally unfounded insights... And keep defending the sexual harasser while you’re at it, that’s a great look.

Me too!

That’s a weird feeling, innit? “I guess if the enemy of Kim Kardashian (the media, misogyny, shame, etc.) is my enemy, then Kim Kardashian is my...”