I mean, it can be the story of Dachel Rolezal, former Spelman College student. Whatever, just get the hair right.

At this point, I’ll settle for nothing less than a Lifetime movie.

This is a valid criticism that several people agree with. Being flippant just makes you seem immature.

Unless you are doing well enough and achieving plenty, and you can’t enjoy your success.

What benefits? Again, this is how dual citizenship works. If you don’t like it, your problem isn’t with these mothers, it’s with a TON of US citizens who live elsewhere.

Well, I came.

I was about to say, “um, everything is EXACTLY RIGHT with Sam Waterston”... but I see what you did there. And I respect it.

Talking about chopping up a woman and throwing away her head like a piece of meat is gross and dehumanizing.

Based on the grossness of that comment, I’m guessing it’s not the only place we part ways when it comes to preferences in women.

She’s a Scientologist with a fucking perfect face, I can’t deny her crazy ass that.

I love it when racists fumble and resort to “well you’re a poopy head” when their brains can’t form a coherent response. Sorry you’re too dumb to internet.

You used the phrase “racial issue.” Big fucking difference.

They’re still subject to taxes if they want to claim their American citizenship, so no, it’s not wrong. It’s called dual citizenship, and it’s actually very common. Sorry if that infuriates you further.

Are the guy’s other victims false rape accusers too? How do you explain them away? Were they all saving face?

Yes, there’s no institutional problem here, because GDI’s can do bad things, too. What an insightful argument.

Yeah, they sound like a good replacement for panty liners (good for super light days or as backup on heavy days), not regular tampons or pads.

My mom’s ex tried to get her to run away with him the morning of her wedding. When that didn’t work, he tried the same thing on my dad (but with a very different tone).

Ah yes, the real crime here is what some women on Jezebel said one time. You seem nice.

I love it when fanboys get upset. That book is terrible.

Feel free to stay the fuck away, then. We don’t like you either.