Whatever works for you, Prizzy Bizzewski, but I've got shit to do, and that shit doesn't involve wasting my time making myself look pretty for fucking HeLa cells.

When the girls' basketball coach found out the two were dating, she kicked Kate off the team

I've been lurking on Jezebel for YEARS now and thought I'd dip my toe into open thread because...of course...dating headaches! I met a man on okcupid in December. We texted back and forth while I was away for Christmas and had our first date on Janurary 1st. At the end of the first meeting we set up to meet on the…

She tweeted a photo of herself at some event and I made a comment that I really liked the dress she wore at another event and I guess she took it to be an insult and attacked me, calling me a turkey and other weird words. I was like, whoa relax there miss low self-esteem. I was complimenting a different dress but not…

I really can't with this article, since Jezebel completely IGNORED Jane Campion's "Top of the Lake" series on Sundance Channel. It was written and directed by Jane Campion, starred Elisabeth Moss and Holly Hunter and was kick-ass.

as someone in the film industry who does not look like lake bell and does not have the kind of name-droppable connections that her looks have helped her to acquire, i do find her comments a little cavalier

I once had a woman tell me that my use of Chopsticks as a dinner utensil was "cultural appropriation."

Now I honestly can't hear any argument dealing with this without imediately imagining a bunch of white suburban moms clutching their pearls coming to the rescue of the defenseless [INSERT CULTURE HERE] from having…

I can't manage to summon any outrage for this one. Has anyone ever interviewed a Greek on this topic? They must be super pissed at so many people.

This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care"

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

Third-wave feminism, starting in the 1980s is postmodernist denial of human nature and establishment of the totalitarian feminist police state.

If that character existed, she'd be a seductive black widow, who was the main nemesis of the handsome male lead detective.

To be fair, the executive does have a point. People do try to look their best for special events. I certainly remember how, much like Merida for her coronation, in order to look good for Prom I worked out a little more, ate better and had my waist, shoulders and hips painfully shaved down with a belt sander.

Definition of irony: A story slamming as "mansplainer" a doctor for suggesting that maybe everyone doesn't need to get an expensive, flawed test that might result in them wanting to get expensive, invasive surgery, interrupted by a link to an article entitled, "Women are Being Scared into Traumatic Breast Cancer…

It was obviously a JOKE. I mean who could stay asleep while somebody walks in your room and rubs all over your body.

Relax, Lindy. This is a world where Adam Sandler makes up gross and slightly mean stories to get laughs. It's the same one you lived in yesterday.

seriously wet flower right there.

It's one thing to not be turned on visually, it's another to tell someone their body parts are repulsive. "Repulsive" is a good word to never use with respect to another person's body.

Not very long ago, I was sexually and physically assaulted by my husband, an active duty soldier. The response from the military was disheartening. Even though he admitted TO THE POLICE that he had indeed hit me, his command removed him from their custody and put him in barracks only a bus ride away from our home. He…

I think it's so popular that people don't want to say they hate it - the closest people are willing to come is "it's not for me." It's not quite at Firefly levels of fandom intensity, but definitely on par with Sherlock (with Cumberbatch) levels. I mean, look at TigerBeatdown - Sady said it was really sexist, the post…