Scaramouchetoo
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Scaramouchetoo

-THEY NAILED IT THEY NAILED IT THEY FUCKING NAILED IT! I wondered for a while if the writers would ever let Kara come clean to Lena, or if they’d deprive Benoist of the opportunity to play that scene. So glad they finally made the right choice, and that they did a decent job writing the speech she makes to Lena. And

They do realize that a “unicorn” in the online dating world typically refers to a bisexual woman willing to have NSA sex (or be in a long-term sexual relationship with, I’m not sure which is considered rarer) a hetero couple, right? This must be one of those shows that got created because the network heads were like

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.

Not John Elway, then? (I was shocked to learn Trevor Seimian has a job in the NFL. What — didn’t have a phone book to pick a random name from, Gase? Because that person would make a better QB.)

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

The worst part about the “dancer” tweet is you know he meant “Flamingo Dancer”

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

as someone who likes to torture myself and watch the jets, but i don’t live in the tri state area, it’s really difficult unless you pay for nfl ticket (there’s a student option for $100 i think, for the just online streaming, which i’ve done in the past). however this subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

So I’m bored at work......

Obligatory:

The tribe of Sherwin by the river Williams. Oh and a fuckton of the rest will just be kickbacks because do you know how big a fucking wall would have to be to coat $600,000 to paint over? 

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Favorite thing this episode: Deke’s hickey from last week staying.

Fuck off. I was one of the people who lost my job after PP was defunded and had to seek employment in another Midwestern state so I could stay within driving distance of my disabled parents. Maybe take a deep breath and contemplate what it means to be a decent human being before you make attacks on internet strangers.

From the National Abortion Federation website:

We need a logarithmic scale to start tracking sexual misconduct. Because that’s about the only way you can put stuff like this on the same scale as a Weinstein.

Star Trek: Experience BIJ!