I did slow my roll. I was going to call you something worse.

I don’t recall anyone in this thread saying it was disrespectful for fans to stand.

Giving Zack a hero moment is a lot like the old joke...

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

I don’t like to resort to name-calling, but this women is a worthless little twat. That expression on her face reads, “Yeah I did it, what of it? My daddy will post bail in ten minutes and I’ll be back at my Enterprise receptionist job by tomorrow morning lol.”

MVP tonight’s episode Rupert McKenzie (guy with eyepatch)

The Night She Had to Decide on a Restaurant 

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

I remember being a middle school cheerleader and I was one of the few girls who could do the splits. My art teacher found this out and thought it would be a stellar idea to force me (threatening me with a detention for insubordination when I initially declined) to sit in a front split for 20 minutes so that my…

As a former high-school female cheerleader back in the 70's, I can confirm that splits are:

1. Something you need to work your muscles into over a period of time

I think the consensus is that he got them from Hardhome Depot

Oh god. That was worth the belly laugh. You make an excellent point. I wonder where Hobby Lobby stands on this. Perhaps we could offer their management team sterilization in return for a reduction in their record fine for not realizing clearly stolen middle-eastern antiques to decorate their HQ were clearly stolen…

So there is a way to get free birth control from the gov’t?

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

What this and a few other games are telling me is that Redwall readers finally grew up and learned how to program

I am a banana.

My spoon is TOO big!

My anus is bleeding!

His couch gag is one of the most creative things the Simpsons has done in a long, long time.