Y’know how they keep sort of alluding to terrible things happening in the bunker, and how not even the people who want to leave will talk about what happened?

Hosts are created under the principle that ignorance is bliss.

It’s inflation. After republicans figured out it was cheaper to buy local & state legislatures than to play a losing game of demographics nationally, prices went up, and it became cheaper to buy a bunch of pizzas than a city councilman if you want your road fixed.

Our first Gully Dwarf President! Cunning, shrewd, and dumb as a bag of fucking hammers. If I ever meet him I am going to offer to sell him this rock I have in my pocket. It is a high technology stealth rock that keeps tigers away. Look around you, Mr. President! There ARE NO TIGERS! One billion dollars and it’s yours.…

The problem with the article isn’t so much that you didn’t know about the use of reverse vending machines in many states for a lot of years now but that you either badly failed in your research or didn’t both to include it in your article. Which with its black and white pictures and discussion of 13 cent vouchers…

It makes a LOT of sense that the paint would detect Lewisite. This is because Lewisite is the US invented-specialty-flavor variant/equivalent of mustard gas. So it would also work as a blue-on-blue detector if the USA had decided to deploy major chemical weapons in WW2. It would also be the one chemical weapon we’d…

I’m amused you encountered the po-lice but you didn’t discover that the city of Venice’s #1 revenue source isn’t oil companies but giving traffic tickets to out of towners like they got the idea from watching too many Dukes of Hazzard reruns. And in Venice, if your address is more than 5 miles away, you’re an out of…

How much of that, do you suppose, is because of Luke Perry’s background on 90210? I mean, he has more Riverdale-like experience than anyone.

Can we at least not give him a free pass for knowingly taking his disease-ridden child out to a public park? Shit like that is why anyone with a compromised immune system constantly lives in fear. Even though the odds of passing along anything that way are low, the consequences for the affected individual are not.

This definitely left me with questions.

Perhaps now that they’ve got the white supremacist vote on lockdown they’re moving on to courting the pedophile vote?

This is called the Bachman Limit, after Michelle Bachman from the 2012 presidential campaign. She so regularly spouted utter drivel that was patently untrue that reporters & fact checkers were forced to choose either between fact-checking every word that came out of her mouth OR fact check all the other candidates…

1. Magic? They introduced kryptonite magic, “older than science” was specifically spoken. That’s some incredible throwaway BS even for a show about solar-powered aliens.

It was a jampacked episode but I think there were a few minor things you missed.

I haven’t followed since the year Barkevious Mingo was robbed.

The other movies on the list are head and shoulders above Torso.

You’d think they’d have learned after the Tea Party fiasco kept the senate in democratic hands during an election year they should’ve by all rights lost it, bad. But hey, once you start running the most extreme nutjobs you can find it can be hard to win elections even in red states. Like the last Harry Reid win,…

Have you somehow missed the last decade? Just their efforts to drain all the emergency water stops and block the nonprofits setting them up kills people every year.

It lasted only 1.5 seasons but I thought Troyer was *great* as a recurring guest star, with speaking parts, as Napoleon in “Jack of All Trades” playing against Bruce Campbell.

I came here to say the same thing. Not only did you get Bob Dylan to rewrite a longer version of his song you managed to lay out the entire world building universe & history in just six minutes.