I do NOT want to ever get on Jeri’s bad side. That was an amazing revenge play and the way she had to give up her engraved gold watch to get it, and does so with barely any hesitation? Ooof.

Perhaps they could just make the cut-off apply to all new sets going forward? I’m picturing two slobs screaming about the rules of magic while brandishing competing 2016 and 2017 chicago manuals of style at one another because they’ve figured out that they can abuse some obscure card or previous version of it after…

Isn’t there a chicken-and-egg argument to be made about these teachers?

Looking at societies with extreme income gaps, gee, that certainly never results in blood in the gutters. Guess those elite private schools don’t cover a lot of History?

I ran people through a thought exercise based on a real situation to demonstrate how profoundly stupid an idea this was. You can probably reconstruct it yourself but remember a couple years back when a Detroit third grader stole his daddy’s bed-side pistol, took it to school, was playing with it under his desk in…

Don’t trust internet law advice? According to wikipedia, you’re wrong. Jeez. You’d think someone would google this stuff before publishing it.

And Robert Mugabe disappears from the list this year.

Pfft. He used the seed money he made from playing RB for the Vikings back in the late 90s.

Yeah. Mutual masturbation means they can’t touch at all. That’s the common definition. Goddamn american sex ed. Here’s a how-to manual:

Not requiring gloves is, indeed, a huge DUH, at least for the FG soldiers. I mean, they’ve been doing this longer, you’d think they’d have thought of that already. As to causing the transmission by scratching, hmm... You bring up a good point. But in this particular case, she was fully zombied out and would’ve likely…

To be blunt, I think you’re doing mutual masturbation wrong, which is what Ravi was suggesting. That’s where each partner is pleasuring themselves, generally simultaneously and while watching the other partner. No physical interaction. Therefore, safe zombie-human sex act, although if that’s your only substitute,…

There is no better counter to the wacky conspiracy theories about “deep state” than that Trump is still president. A cabal of spunky 2nd graders could out-plan and out-last most of this administration.

More a commentary on how they presented not only an unsympathetic character but edited out whatever miniscule redeeming qualities she might’ve had, including dropping the plot point about why the nastiest old biddy in north america would leave any money to her servants.

This murder really felt like a victimless crime. And I don’t see how on earth they could possibly narrow it down to just three people who wanted her dead. No, no, by the end of the episode I saw New Seattle and this murder as being a “Murder on the Orient Express” kind of solution.

Well I don’t think Sharpe knows what her own terrible secret is.

Sometimes they screw things up for the better!

Is there any evidence that his particular sect, which has some, um, eccentric, ideas particularly influenced him? I’m just curious because Seventh Day Adventists kinda sometimes seem to historically have the catholic priest problem only without the huge numbers of adherents.* I dunno. Maybe it’s just that members of…

God help us all if she gets spooked again by an unarmed person while running around in her heavily militarized police-army. Wasn’t that her defense? She got scared and oops, the bang-bangs happened?

You know what might be most upsetting from an international perspective?

Emperor Palpatine was only 25 at the time of Return of the Jedi.