Well, China via (a possibly fictional) middle east via France via (an imaginary) Vegas stage via Burbank.

takes place in the fictional Arabic country of Agrabah

I think this is the first time the rule that a tattooed person’s tattoo is generally the most interesting thing about him is actually somewhat complimentary.

I think we both know he means in the American contextual context from the fact that Polynesian traditional tattoos are as distinctive a phenomenon as West African scarification.

I’d like to see you make pressure cooker indian pudding.

I’d like to see you make pressure cooker indian pudding.

Can you take the insert out to brown on the stovetop? I know some combo pressure/slow cookers use metal inserts, either for that reason or to be cheap.

Can you take the insert out to brown on the stovetop? I know some combo pressure/slow cookers use metal inserts,…

Русская печь by friend pechniki Valera Moiseevic. Much good. Baked milk, smoke whitefish, chulnt, labardan, ptcha, and Indian pudding all best of in village. I put in word on him, he give you great price.

Русская печь by friend pechniki Valera Moiseevic. Much good. Baked milk, smoke whitefish, chulnt, labardan, ptcha,…

Or we could just send some Navajo. I’m sure they’re used to radiation by now.

Nah, both campaigns are that white haired guy in the background, not even noticing Gawker’s presence.

Because this year was always going to be a shitshow. Their runner is always the heir apparent (if there’s no sitting president of VP running), and that was Santorum this time around.

To make it worse, she’s been running as the “electable” choice since 2007, long before Trump was a credible threat, even though she knew she was sitting on stuff that would derail her campaign against anyone but the Republican version of a yellow dog and would obviously come out before the general election.

Sound like they’ve already made it, given that they’re fighting for the right to misappropriate funds for their political sponsorships rather than pay for it out of pocket.

I think they could probably charge the clubs with misappropriation of funds, and possibly whatever people people who lie on reimbursement requests are charged with.

So, basically, Harvard is asking law students not to misappropriate funds, and to donate their own money to charitable cause rather than someone else’s?

It’s almost like somebody from a minority that’s always had its loyalty to its given country questioned and place in the national culture dismissed may have a certain perspective on people openly proclaiming disloyalty, and that someone with a lifetime of political and constitutional analysis is less interested in…

Because Petchesky needs to demonstrate how awoken he is.

It’s always been there, given that he only started protesting after people started speculating about him being cut for poor performance.

Also, you know, a Jew who’s lived through some of the most antisemitic times in history and thus has a very particular perspective on what patriotism means and real persecution looks like.

Stir

And if you’re not very convincing, don’t worry, the moose will teach you method acting.