Climate change is weird and not wonderful. The proliferation of poison ivy is really grossing me out. I don’t think future generations will look back on us kindly.

Amen, sister.

If it’s your comment thread, can’t you dismiss the trolls? I would delete their stupid asses so fast.....

Wow, usually jalapeno plants scare bugs off, in my experience.

Squirrels stole all my tomatoes when they were green and didn’t even eat them. They were like, what’s this thing, let me take a bite, whoops that doesn’t taste good never mind and they did that over and over and over. #fuck squirrels those little assholes

I’m late to this party but I just came here to say the whole Trump v. Cruz v. midgets thing has been making me smirk for months. Ted Cruz is the Slime Monster from Republican Outer Space who probably does have a fairly high IQ and is actually scary as hell. He would love to get his sweaty hands on the nuclear codes so…

I’m trying to think of something pithy to say, but all I can think is doesn’t just figure that this is the kind of thing that would turn him on?

Child abuse: having so many children that you can’t possibly keep track of them, let alone actually raise them yourself.

Sorry, but it’s going to be one of my quick picks. Those numbers are classified.

A friend of mine went on a cruise once and described it to me as similar to being locked in Walmart with the other random customers for a long weekend. Never, ever go on a cruise....

You make me love the internet.

Just made me google. Sad.

I also got a Francie in 1966 — still have her!

OMG my little sister had this. I had (from the 60’s) the Barbie theater.

I was 32 years old at Xmas 1990 and I still want all this Barbie crap!

THIS. Best comment evah, dahling.

Because takers.

I presented this article to my cats, and they said they prefer Purina products that make crunchy sounds. But they are spoiled brats. Thanks for posting!

Tried it on my cat, and he couldn’t care less about a cucumber. He said, “is that a Cumberbatch? No? Who cares?” and walked off.

One word: Taliban.