And so realistic — I mean, my cats like nothing better than to accompany me in the bathroom and especially when #2 is happening. Animals.

You dropped the meatballs! Pick them up! This is what Jennifer says to Justin all the time. For realz.

*googles “jimmy hat”* — too old to need those, which probably explains why I’ve never heard this term before.

Hahahahahahahaha. I wish I had thought of this...where can I pull this prank? *puts thinking cap on*

The GOP absolutely succeeds in alienating the “moderates” who respond by...not voting at all. This is the unfortunate dynamic that keeps playing out, more and more, each cycle. I would think there’s a tipping point somewhere, but apparently the GOP will have to cause an outright Depression even worse than the Bush…

Dig her crazy finger hair!

Biggest laugh of the day. +1

You got it right, ReflectedSky! +1 You need more stars NOW.

1. Why does anybody do this???

Yep. Freak show.

HIPAA, that is.

+1 Perfect comment.

How am I a Rubio? Consolation: not Cruz.

I have a cat that died in 2006 who seriously looks like Bette Davis, too!!

Haha, I read this as “Soggy Pants” and wondered: Will God punish the incontinent?

I hope this man gets a royalty check (cheque?) or two out of this.

Sad thing is (sometimes) when the second marriage is of long duration, the surviving spouse definitely spent her own earnings on the house, the decedent had little or no relationship with his kids — if no will, they get half the community property house. If it’s her homestead, she gets to live there for life, but the…

Not in Texas. Probate lawyer here. Spouse gets to share the real estate with kids, if they are not children of the marriage. Separate property and community property are treated differently as well. Long story.

Kathy Baker should sue.

Honestly, that outfit is jailable, right there.