Occasionally Texas gets something right.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton.

Founding Fathers: FMK. Go!

This. Yes. Thanks, boobs.

It’s not a bar, it’s more like cherry or strawberry licorice. Why I’m typing in italics, no one knows.

Twizzlers.

God, my mom has this sheet music and she used to play it on the piano. I grew up singing this song, and I’m an Old.

This guy sounds like a real jerkeroo. To be avoided at all costs.

Oh c’mon. Miss Lindsey Graham can be his own First Lady.

I’m from KY originally, and I grew up in the heart of Bluegrass country, where all the farms are. You drive past them just going around Lexington doing your business, and I’ve seen many instances of young horses in the paddock racing around, with no humans present. It’s in their genes, and also, horses have been used…

Not me, I’m gettin’ scattered at sea.

It’s been said before, and here I am saying it again, but I love how they keep pulling the shot back, back, back, trying to keep Sham in the frame. Finally the camera operator gave up on that. Definitely some of the greatest footage ever.

This could really use additional stars. Funny as shit.

So your home county is not anywhere near Central Texas, is it?

Fourth Triple Crown in my life! I was wondering if I’d ever see another after those ones in the 70’s.

I went to the same church as the Clooneys in Lexington (I’m 3 years older than George), and he was always dressed to the nines when he was three and I was six. We moved after that and went to a different church and by the time we moved back to that parish the Clooneys had moved to northern KY, I think. But you’ve got…

Women who enthusiastically like sex with men often have fantasies of being with two at once. It’s an open secret among my most man-loving girl friends that we’re all praying for a mind-blowingly hot MMF threesome before we die, though we despair of it ever happening because, well, threesomes are hard, and few men…

This is a really well thought out comment. Thanks for the Naomi Wolf reference! Andrea Dworkin (1946-2005) was a radical feminist writer who thought that pornography in any form was the same/as bad as rape. She was widely reviled by both left and right, although her writings apparently did have some influence…

I’m the same age as Candy and Madonna and I can tell you that once you go through menopause, sexual intercourse becomes somewhat problematic. You can take incredibly expensive low dose estrogen replacement suppositories twice a week and that really helps, but basically your puss is deteriorating rapidly. Cunnilingus…

This needs more stars. Win!!!