I’m from KY originally, and I grew up in the heart of Bluegrass country, where all the farms are. You drive past them just going around Lexington doing your business, and I’ve seen many instances of young horses in the paddock racing around, with no humans present. It’s in their genes, and also, horses have been used…

Not me, I’m gettin’ scattered at sea.

It’s been said before, and here I am saying it again, but I love how they keep pulling the shot back, back, back, trying to keep Sham in the frame. Finally the camera operator gave up on that. Definitely some of the greatest footage ever.

This could really use additional stars. Funny as shit.

So your home county is not anywhere near Central Texas, is it?

Fourth Triple Crown in my life! I was wondering if I’d ever see another after those ones in the 70’s.

I went to the same church as the Clooneys in Lexington (I’m 3 years older than George), and he was always dressed to the nines when he was three and I was six. We moved after that and went to a different church and by the time we moved back to that parish the Clooneys had moved to northern KY, I think. But you’ve got…

Women who enthusiastically like sex with men often have fantasies of being with two at once. It’s an open secret among my most man-loving girl friends that we’re all praying for a mind-blowingly hot MMF threesome before we die, though we despair of it ever happening because, well, threesomes are hard, and few men…

This is a really well thought out comment. Thanks for the Naomi Wolf reference! Andrea Dworkin (1946-2005) was a radical feminist writer who thought that pornography in any form was the same/as bad as rape. She was widely reviled by both left and right, although her writings apparently did have some influence…

I’m the same age as Candy and Madonna and I can tell you that once you go through menopause, sexual intercourse becomes somewhat problematic. You can take incredibly expensive low dose estrogen replacement suppositories twice a week and that really helps, but basically your puss is deteriorating rapidly. Cunnilingus…

This needs more stars. Win!!!

I would love to play this but I’ve never heard of John Stossel. OK, googled and he’s 68 years old, so I dunno. Vince is the only one of these 3 even remotely fuckable. Kill Rand Paul, for sure. God, now I have to marry one of the survivors. Oh. My. God.

God, this made me snort.

Grade: Z (You’re complaining to a friend about how Michelle Duggar wasn’t given an F, and then Paula Deen calls to ask you for money.) Hahahahahaha. This is funny.

Yes THIS. Thank you.

My mom died almost 23 years ago and my dad just over 2 years ago. They were completely different experiences. Mom was only 55 when she got a nasty case of brain cancer and 56 when she died. Dad was 82 and suffering with congestive heart failure. Mom’s was much harder to take — I can’t even remember anybody saying…

Same.

At first I thought the bird was eating the dog’s food. Now I see the bird is illegally feeding the dog. Cute. Great vid!

Wildly off topic, but speaking of Sean Bean, have you ever seen that YouTube vid of him getting killed/dying in about a hundred different ways? He’s bitten the big one in like, everything he’s ever done, apparently. Also, the only British accent that I have some actual trouble understanding lately is Frank/Black Jack…

True story: I knew a guy who was an entomologist (he has a PhD) and was was a major in the army who was deployed to Afghanistan in 2002. His specialty was wasps (the bugs), and I don’t know what the army had him doing in Afghanistan, but there are a lot of people in diverse jobs in the military, that’s for sure.