I've got a degree that says "Doctor of Jurisprudence" on the diploma and I've practiced law for decades, but I'm not going there. Dr. Again would make everyone laugh. Although some people address me as "Attorney Again" as if that were a title.

Just came here to drop in a comment about the mumps...boys who get it at puberty (right when testicles are descending?) are often rendered infertile by the said mumps. No sperm production, ever. Is this what you had in mind, anti-vaxxers? Idiots.

This guy is obviously is an abusive jerk who feels very entitled and will probably wind up in prison only after he kills a white person, but I fail to see how smashing an ipad is a serious crime. Because it belonged to the wife? I am not saying this out of any misbegotten loyalty to Microsoft.

You are my heroine today! Thank you for your service. Seriously.

Of course, I live in Texas, so who am I to talk?

This is the person who took Tom Harkins' place? Oh, Iowa.....

Excellent snark, but I could have used even more.

routine tropical family intervention *snorted*

*trying to take off Texas probate lawyer hat and put on constitutional lawyer hat* The whole idea of this legislation is making my brain hurt. Time for more wine.

Just hold it at arm's length, with that SheMadeMeHoldThis expression on your face. Every man I've ever been shopping with, including my late father and grandfather, could handle that. As long as you have the slightly anguished look going, no one will think it's your purse, and she'll hurry up with whatever it is…

I know nothing of Gloversville, but this comment made me laugh.

Amen to this.

It's not hard to find gluten-free pizza.

According to my doctor, a board-certified internist, no one should eat gluten because it pokes holes in your intestine, allowing poop to get in your bloodstream, thereby wreaking various forms of havoc on your system, including (potentially) causing autoimmune diseases. My significant other has his myasthenia gravis…

Word. Thank you very much.

Wasn't the one that was found in KY someone's pet? Not saying anything about the presence or absence of mountain lions in KY, cuz I don't know. We have 'em in Texas, although mostly out west where there are very few people.

THIS. Is. Perfection. All the stars for you.

Texas here — blackeyed peas and cornbread. I added soy chorizo sausage to the peas.

MANGO FLA

9:00 PM at liquor stores, 2:00 AM in bars (but depends on the county/town), midnight at grocery/convenience stores on the beer and wine. But you already found that out.