Amen to this.

It's not hard to find gluten-free pizza.

According to my doctor, a board-certified internist, no one should eat gluten because it pokes holes in your intestine, allowing poop to get in your bloodstream, thereby wreaking various forms of havoc on your system, including (potentially) causing autoimmune diseases. My significant other has his myasthenia gravis…

Word. Thank you very much.

Wasn't the one that was found in KY someone's pet? Not saying anything about the presence or absence of mountain lions in KY, cuz I don't know. We have 'em in Texas, although mostly out west where there are very few people.

THIS. Is. Perfection. All the stars for you.

Texas here — blackeyed peas and cornbread. I added soy chorizo sausage to the peas.

MANGO FLA

9:00 PM at liquor stores, 2:00 AM in bars (but depends on the county/town), midnight at grocery/convenience stores on the beer and wine. But you already found that out.

Fun facts to know and tell....thanks for these tidbits.

A non-linguistic example of this is the American preference for coffee over tea....in the 17th century, when my ancestors departed the native isle, coffee was the British beverage of choice. Tea was just barely available, very expensive and no one but the very wealthy could afford it. In the late 18th and early 19th…

Dear Rest of the World:

Good for you! I hope you enjoyed it. It was front page news in the Statesman today.

That would be cool, howdy, Seth!

FWIW:

I'm pretty sure the press release says all the Alamo Drafthouses in Texas will have it.

Happy fucking holidays, dammit.

Thank you for reminding me who the one is that gets carried around. I was thinking it was this Iggy person. Sorry, cannot tell these people apart.

Dear Kara, Thank you for at last explaining to me who this Iggy Azalea person is.

My friend just brought me a dozen homemade tamales...so fresh from her kitchen. I immediately ate 4 of them, had a glass of wine and nodded off on the couch. Happy Solstice!