This is what I came here to say.

Once I was in a board meeting in downtown Austin way up on the 18th floor of some building and we got out a bottle of wine to be consumed with the cheese and crackers and then we realized that no one had thought to bring a corkscrew. So I said, Hey, I've got a Swiss army knife in my car that's very big with many…

I know...I'm closer to Mel's age, and I remember the younger, hotter Mel, and I'm just not afraid of him. I could never fuck Nolte, just because ....... bleeeeccchhhh. Honestly, we need to come up with a better trio for this. Maybe by picking random guys who've ever been on the People cover or something.

Just wanted to say the same thing. Clitbait is the best tag ever.

Yup. Fuck Mel Gibson, Kill Nick Nolte, and ....UH OH.

Peak Richard Gere was much earlier than 1993.

You know, I've seen that over and over again...because I'm a lawyer who writes and probates wills, I am often in the vicinity of people who've lost someone. And now that you mention it, old married couples who were seemingly joined at the hip and then one dies and the other just seems to sail right through — it's a…

I'm so sorry you lost your sister. My mother died 21 years ago (I was 35) and it was devastating, but I do feel I've moved on from it. Likewise, my father and almost all aunts and uncles have died in the past few years (grandparents are all long gone). But honestly, I fully expect that losing either of my sisters,…

OK I gave it a shot tonight but as a lawyer I found it just too unbelievable. Also I was kind of reading a magazine so maybe not a fair shot. The impression I got was artier than usual network shit. Viola Davis is the bomb though.

Thank you for bringing this up. In the wake of electoral disaster, we must remember just how crazy these people are.

You've got a great Democrat, Dana DeBeauvoir, Travis County Clerk, to thank for that. I live in Williamson and work in south Texas during the week, so I voted on Sunday.

Wow, so sad and amazing. Your comment about voting at any location in your county is correct - for early voting. Election day voters have to go to their particular precinct's polling place. Texas early voting is one of those things we have left over from when there were progressives making laws in Austin. When…

We had voting for 2 weeks in Texas.

Sundays are like vegetable pizza - I guess it's better than no pizza. This made me laugh. Hard. Also, I want that bread (and the pizza) to be gluten-free so I can eat them.

As a moderately elderly person, I remember being left wretched by Paul McCartney marrying Linda in 1969. I told my mother I couldn't bear to go to school that day but she made me go anyway (I was in the 5th grade so it was her call, not mine). At this point I'm too old and jaded to care about BC, but I do see the…

Same. Would somebody please put up that otter/BC comparison gif?

No it's going to be much worse than Ricky. I've said it before. ..excuse me...*takes large gulp of vodka* .... and here I am , ahem, saying it again, but Dan "Taliban" Patrick is planning on implementing some Christian sharia shit real soon. Excuse me......

Oh no — much, much worse. Dewhurst is a real country club type compared to Dan Taliban Patrick. No shit whatsoever. At least things will get very weird.... but weird enough for repubs to get some saner heads to prevail? We must hide and watch.

I can't stand to watch so I'm hitting the bottle instead. Loved Wendy's email today that my $100 per month was greatly appreciated this past year and it ends in December. What the hell Wendy you can have one last $100 from me. Le sigh.

My mother died of GBM in 1993. It was agonizing for 51 weeks. She would never have considered assisted suicide but she did go off her some of meds near the end to speed things up. Everyone needs to have the option, in my opinion, not just Oregonians.