I tell him I want a divorce every single time he fails to make a cup of tea, or tells me that he doesn't like The Scissor Sisters.

Still married ;)

The lesbians would like a word with you. Unless you think they don't sex real.

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

It frustrates me to no end when studies are done about life skills that show that baby boomers know more or have more skills than millennials, the implication being that millennials are somehow lacking. If baby boomers know how to do all this shit, how come they didn't pass their knowledge down to their goddamn…

I'm 29. My grandma is an awesome seamstress and taught me a lot growing up like how to repair hems and sew buttons and fix small things. My mom and dad taught me how to do my own laundry when I was eight because my dad shrunk my favorite sweater and I was pissed, haha. A lot of my pals have no idea how to do this shit…

I really wish we could see a revitalization of the old Home Ec classes. Once they're stripped of the old future-housewife stigma, they're actually an excellent primer on How to Live As An Adult. Everyone (both sexes) needs to know the basics like sewing on a button, separating laundry, even making simple curtains.…

I hated that prom dress from the beginning. What can I say, I'm ahead of the curve.

I'm hereby calling this, "The Slutterfly."

While you raise some good points, the fact is, all historical periods have a horrible dark side. So if you feel that plantation houses should only serve as museums to remind people of slavery, does that mean that you feel that the Vatican should stop operating as the HQ of Catholicism, and only serve to remind us of…

Usually if I'm going to a friend's house to share in cooking responsibilities, I take a good paring knife and one of my less-good knives. When my PTSD is very very bad and I have to leave the house, it's a good comfort object. I also steal herbs from neighbors. Some people take their babies everywhere, I take my…

I went through two of those. Now I just pop in a pot on the stove top, but not in oil, IN THE BUTTER that you were gonna dump on there anyways, its amazing. :) Thanks FoodNetwork!

I use oak barrels ltd. I actually first saw small barrels at the md rennfest for an outrageous price, but once my hubs and I found them online they went straight on the Christmas wish list, ha. So easy to use and you end up with a great product. Our next goal is to bourbon age some of our homebrew in our used barrels…

A.K.A. bud grinder...

My tea kettle. My world would be cold without it. Husband and I have used the tea kettle every day of our marriage, including the four month kitchen renovation when it sat beside the TV because everywhere else had dishes or whatever-the-contractors-couldn't-bother-to-move-themselves. Honestly, our marriage is steeped…

10 carat flawless Asscher cut white diamond in a platinum setting?

I work at a craft brewery and I have people ask me for Miller Light or Bud light all the time. Bonus for the lady this weekend who asked me for a beer with less flavor. I suggested she cut it with water.

*deep breath.. cannot believe I am about to defend this broad but here goes* I get the confusion. And I grew up eating CotS brand tuna. Yes, I realize chicken and tuna do not taste the same and she was several forkfuls into this dish. BUT! Canned chicken and canned tuna are packaged the same way and when you…

Should have stashed her drugs inside a Fleshlight because no one is going to reach into one of those to check out what is inside.

Remember back in the glory days of the 1990s when men and women alike wore huge cargo pants with pockets all over the fucking place? Pockets on the arse, on the hips, on the knees. You didn't need a carry-on when flying because you had fucking pockets everywhere.

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.