Yes, Naamah's Pearl IS important.

I'm Australian so I'm just going to be blunt here - can Americans not see what the gun problem is about?
Can intelligent, rational people really not see that your entire nation's problem with guns might just be - you know - guns??

I would love a parody commercial of dumb jewelry stores about going to PP to get tested and free condoms. That is romantic, yo.

As a child, I never really felt a connection with her or her films. As I got older and learned of her work as an ambassador, and to end the stigma of speaking about breast cancer, I came to admire her.

Nope. Luna and Hermione. I ship it.

Can someone please pick him up and pair him with a skinny cat named "Sketti"?

Oh my God, I love the way I smell. I first realized it while working in a medical supplies factory "clean room" wearing one of these badboys:

Jezebel I love you but you need to stop. STAAAAHHHHP!

It is a great reply. "Where were you?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What are you doing?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What time is it?" "I wasn't beating off!"

My dog has two favourite poo spots on our morning walk. At one of the spots, he orients himself in various directions day to day, but at the other spot he pretty consistently aims himself East-West.

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

Voldemort really tried to hide that last horcrux, didn't he?

Ha! We have this janky vending machine at work. Sometimes, you put your money in, make your selection, but it won't give you your Pop Tarts or whatever and the little screen goes, "MAKE ANOTHER SELECTION." We have all decided that the machine is randomly judging our choices and every now and then you'll hear a…

I live in NOLA too and one day I forgot to change into "real" shoes (non-flip flops) when going into the quarter... well, it wasn't even really the quarter, just the edge of the quarter. BAD IDEA. I slipped on a puddle of "french quarter juice" and sliced open my toe on the concrete. I thought for sure the toe would…

On point...it's en pointe you uncultured swine!

I love when white people discover a word we've been using for damn near two decades, run it into the ground, and then declare it dead. Since I learned to twerk in the 90s, probably before Miley was even born, I will continue to do so, thank you. Whistle while you tweeeeeeerk!

Hold up...Stevie Nicks uses Black Magic to wed a pair of heterosexual white folk on land stolen from Native Americans under some Spanish fuckin' moss in some Indonesian sweatshop duds and y'all ain't goin' all Ani Di Duck Dynasty Fuckin Franco? Well shit.

This definitely happened a few blocks from my aunt's house. She actually knows one of the men in the group and hates that she didn't go so she could make people more uncomfortable. Semmes is undergoing a pretty rapid demographics change, so I can understand why the organizers wanted to include what they thought was a…

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.