i love you guys. i just did the dork laugh in front of the BF's boss.

I LOVE YOU. and you win.

or those people could be supertasters and find certain flavors absolutely fucking horrifying and overwhelming to all else they come in contact with.

ugh, this is the saddest. there are not nearly enough long-haired pretty dudes in the world.

YES. how do you need to control what anyone eats, like that? parents with small kids, i can kinda understand - although having been that small kid who was REALLY sensitive to tastes & was made to throw up MANY a time by such tactics... i still have a grudge against the technique. but yeah. adults like what they like.…

the hockey-informed of us only say ice hockey as to distinguish from street hockey, which half of us used to play with rollerblades & a ball. but yeah, there is a marked lack of hockey knowledge in general in america, they like to bore us stupid with football.

nah, man. that's the TEXAS chain saw massacres. small town Kentucky ain't exactly a prize (used to live there, i would know) but i'm pretty sure the only real danger was having those employees inadvertently share their drugs with you via food prep. which is scary enough.

i have seen "café olés" on more coffeehouse menus... every time it makes me sad.

THIS. THISSSSS oh my god this.

they MUST. because high me is always like "yes taco hell, that is a great idea."

...yes. i am awful and i would try these at least once.

well THAT'S a mental image i'll never get out of my brain, not even with bleach!!

...like this. about like this.

it's like they already knew there would be jizz jokes, and they just preempted us all by being like "yeah. they're BALLS. with MILKY WHITE STUFF. MUAHAHAHAHAHA."

jesus. fucking no. just no.

welp. just in case anybody was wondering why the cops are so shitty with rape cases... this is the thinking informing the departments. yayyyyy.

oh there's no utopia... but still, i don't know anyone in my age group running around in shoes 2 sizes too small "because pretty"

to me it just furthers shitty behavior. & god knows we have a plethora of that in the US

honestly kinda surprised that this wasn't a thing already. :)

oh yes - i DO get the cultural bullshit!