The Today Show is a news organization? I thought it was tv drivel over a cup of coffee.
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Mono...d'oh!
That is one Macauley Culkin-looking* motherfucker on the cover there.
*circa Home Alone
Perfect! Thank you so much!
Wow this is a thorough piece. I've read Hamann's book and I've read Sisi original poetry in German. But some issues:
OMG. A fling that lasts until I cannot breathe no more. Once I recover, I will have my Fassbender/MacAvoy sandwich.
His mouth is downright obscene!
NO NO NO OMG I WOULD DIE. And it was a guy? Ughhh. This kinda reminds me of the one time I went to see a male gyno (had to see a specialist for some reason, can't remember) and dumb 18 year old me didn't really give a thought to getting off directly before driving to my appointment. I just remember him saying "Oh,…
AND - he's sexy as hell. The show is full of historical inaccuracies, but oh dayyymm.. the hot sex. SEX!
Wait—is this supposed to be Henry VIII? Is this from that prettified version that came out years ago? Forgive me, for I am an olds and don't keep up with the teevee very much.
I sorely doubt you're the only one to have "lost" a condom inside yourself.
They are surprisingly difficult to fish out.
I've had multiple condoms disappear into my vagina... Glad I'm not alone. Fishing them out is always incredibly awkward.
I lost a condom in my lady bits too!!! Shit. Except a new gyno found it. He was like "Ah, did you know you have a condom stored up here? ...I'll just take that out..."
Thank god she didn't defend freedom of speech and women's rights, while looking ugly. I HATE that.
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This is clearly not the time, Baby Alpaca. Mom is just not in the mood for your ridiculous shenanigans.
YUUUUPPPPP. He sends unsolicited dick pics after one OKC date, and if you are bored/desperate/drunk enough to bang him, he insists on doing you with your legs all crazy akimbo, because he watches way too much porn and does not understand female anatomy or normal human sex.
I've slept with that guy. We've all slept with that guy.
"Someday my prince will cum."
No one's slick as Gaston