Not what I pictured when I read the words "Romanian Princess."

I posted this on the Gawker article I think I'll repeat it here...

I am so thankful to have gotten the fuck out of high school before phones/cameras/social media became ubiquitous.

that's cute and all, but it's no bunny nanny.

Ahahahaha! My cat is long-haired as well. My ex got him when we split up and I miss that fuzzy little bastard so much it's ridiculous. Having a long haired cat can lead to many less than pleasant poo-currences.

Boy is this article a Shrayber or what?

Sassy Pants? More like "Kiss-Assy... um, Pants"!

"This is a Shrayber!" OMG.

It is worth reporting! But I read the headline and immediately said to myself, "This is a Shrayber." Which isn't a great thing, you should be synonymous with a type of delicious sandwich or a fetching kind of men's tie.

I still call my dad Lieutenant Dan. Once I even got to say to him, "but we ain't got no eggs, Lieutenant Dan." (We didn't, and we wanted breakfast.) 10 years later and I'm still proud of that joke.

"And he's just so smart, Jennay."

I see you've been brainwashed by TNT running Shawshank 1500 times every weekend.

Co-signed,

"Having sex" implies consent. Dead beings cannot provide consent. While "raping" struck me as a slightly-off word choice, it is certainly not sex if one of the members is dead.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

Huh. "Most Eligible Infant". That's... creepy as fuck. Right? Not just me?

This article about "Jennifer Lawrence's spray tan malfunction" hides a true gem in its depths: Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson doing fun antics in the giant orchid-room before the Dior show. [E!]

You know how Jezebel is... anything bad anywhere done by anyone must be the fault of white people somewhere...

I'm pretty sure they're talking about white as in skin color rather than white as in Caucasian. Asian society has been emphasizing white skin as a beauty standard for CENTURIES. Impossible beauty standard, yes. Bad English translation, yes. Racism? Questionable.