q-tips! Never understood some folks' aversion to the things. They're up there with post-its to me!!

But what foundation does your neighbour's sister use?

I learned through a lifetime of trial and error (and being a teen in the 80s/"alternative" in the 90s). I think I have it pretty well down now.

Not enough stars for you. You deserve more, dear Sassy...

Now how can we tie Jennifer Aniston and her empty womb into this

Urban Dictionary is your friend. While you're there, feel free to look up "superman".

Male ejaculation. When they cum...skeet, skeet.

I have a huge crush on Poussey. I'd turn for her.

Dead on comment. Those three are incredibly actors who I hope go on to have amazing careers. And I have a major crush on Samira Wiley.

Yep!

For this

Does anyone think that her character (or acting) was sort of inspired by Didi Conn as Frenchy? The voice especially but theres something sweet and slightly frantic about her too. Aaaaand she's kinda the beauty gal on the block.

Ugh I would so have his prison baby.

Speaking from experience, it is very normal in that kind of situation to just panic and freeze and do things you don't want to do because you're in shock that it is happening and you just don't know of a good way to stop it. Speaking from experience, I tend to revert to the knee-jerk thought of "I don't want to be…

That looks nothing like me or my family. A big ass in this day and age does not equal a black woman. You're ridiculous.

Oh noes, because they have big asses and tits they MUST be referencing black people. Wait, who is the racist here?

Why is it always white authors who are always looking to find hidden racism in media and declare how terrible it is? Sometimes it feels like white authors are trying to explain racism to the Black community and how offended people should be. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if men were always trying to tell…

I think it is problematic to assign these bodily attributes to black women as a whole. Personally, I consider these womanly attributes.

Nah, you sound pretty offended. It's a damn needlepoint; if shit like this is getting you this "annoyed", I think you need to go back to bed and try try this morning over again.

The word for a GREAT body that falls slightly short of a Victoria Secret runway model is "normal"? Okay then.