thank you! I'm sorry to hear that. We live together and the silence is deafening. It's so awful.

My boyfriend and I went on a break a few days ago. I can't handle news of any more breakups, Callie. Why can't we have nice things?! :-'(

He deserves to be publicly shamed for being an asshole.

I'm still annoying, too.

Jorts! The word alone is enough to make me cackle.

I bet you were still beautiful in the years that followed. :)

Yes! Men found me attractive at 22 but when I look back at pictures from that time I see a face that is still quite babyish. The biggest difference, though, is that I've become more comfortable with my body as I've gotten older. And I'm definitely smarter, too, especially when it comes to relationships! When I was 22…

I'm better-looking at nearly 29 than I was at 22. Whatevs!

Jessica, I'm relieved to hear you'll be staying on at Jezebel. I've been reading the site for years (albeit mostly as a lurker, which is why I mainly languish in the grays) and really love it.

I was Myspace friends with Elizabeth Olsen circa 2007. I'm 99% sure it was really her! She called herself Lizzy back then and I have no idea why she let me be her virtual friend but she did. I said hi to her on her page once (man, I'm a creep) and she actually replied and was very nice! She wasn't famous back then,…

Add a splash of ginger ale or Spite if you want it to be a little fizzy! And spray some Reddiwhip on top for ultimate noms.

I'm struggling to make a "Who is your daddy and what does he do" joke.

Great dirt bag, Burt! (May I call you Burt?)

Eh, it was pretty innocent.

Congrats!!

Gives new meaning to the classic song lyrics "What what in the butt butt."

I was wondering the same thing!

Allison Tolman was wonderful on Fargo. I wish her lots of success, you betcha I do!

The winemaker at Wolffer Estate is a total Silver Fox. I love Roman Roth; he's a genius.