Because he apparently takes tons of gigs and is never home.

I practically guffawed at that gif. Love you Butters!!

I'm not religious, but ghosts/haunted houses have always scared me. But I see your point about season two! And I watched the beginning of that crime documentary the other day but ended up turning it off because I had to go to sleep.

I know exactly who you're talking about and maybe I'm naive but I didn't see it coming! So disturbing.

You see enough of my comments to have an opinion of me?! Wow! People KNOW me! :D

Well put. OP's comment was extremely dismissive.

I wish I lived in Texas so I could vote for Wendy Davis. Keep fighting the good fight over there.

As will all of us true Americans, teenytinytyrant. ;)

Someone once told me the day after Thanksgiving.

I can't wait for them to release a trailer of the new season's sure-to-be-terrifying opening credits. I am such a masochist.

I hereby dub the coupling of Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin LAW-MART.

Branson is a stone-cold FOX.

If you aren't convinced this Ben fellow is a total fucking creep, consider this: Us Weekly said he recently presented Jessa with a pearl bracelet and the following hilarious note:

You too! <3

I think you're probably right.

Gwyneth (a name my iPhone curiously autocorrects to "gay egg") would never ingest something liked smoked bacon sauce (wtf is that, anyway?). Sloppy work, Us Weekly.

Oooo, that is good.

RE: the Kardashians

I wish I could insert the screenshot I just took of the one five-star review these sticks have. It reads (I'm paraphrasing): "My daughter Willow loves these! She's already put them on her Christmas wish list!"

That's a definite possibility. I can already hear Candice DeLong's deadpan commentary, her eyes slightly bulging: "Heather's mom didn't want her with a guy like Tommy. So Heather and Tommy got rid of Mom."