I don’t see how this is all that different from the NBA canceling the season moments before one of their games tips off in which at least two of the people on the court already had the virus. I get that this is Jolopnik and not Deadspin so the focus is for motor sport but all this my-gawd-look-how-dumb-the-FIA/Formula…

Glad to know we have out grown such silly and childish behavior.... Wait, I’m getting something from Lind, Washington...

Like this one?

My favorite activity at our annual county fair when I was a kid was the sledgehammer smash, where kids could hit a car with a sledgehammer for 25¢ per swing.

Before there were trains, people crashed horses into things.

I think it was PeTA that brought the suit, but it was the FTC that ultimately shut it down. Marketing a trunk ape as a trunk monkey ran afoul of advertising laws.

Be honest with us, Torch. You posted this just to prompt all the “trunk monkey” videos.  You know our stops.

Trunk boy.

I would prefer a fighter jet fly by over of a football game and once the jet passes the stadium, it transforms into a Bald eagle (complete with Captain America outfit), lands, wings turn into gun arms, someone throws a Bud Light in the air, he shoots it perfectly, drinks the beer, then recycles the can by shooting the…

Ooh, I would love for my car to show me a different rev limit with temperature. Though I’d like even more for it to just automatically protect itself unless I hit some override.

Not really, between the tolerances and materials these days that’s pretty much par for breaking in new engines. The important thing is getting that break-in oil out and not leaving it in for + 1000mi.

Remember; make sure you listen to the random forum person who claims break-in is unnecessary in modern vehicles. There are so many of them, they must be right!

The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

European chassis? the Kappa platform was designed in Michigan and built in Delaware.

I’d argue it fits under the fair use exception for parody.

Lol because someone prefers not to be surprised they are sexually engaging with transgender individuals that makes them transphobic. #asteroid2020

Agreed.  The Sky was an attractive car (because Opel/Vauxhall of all things) that, in redline form, is an absolute monster.  Those LNF turbo engines are little powerhouses and the European chassis is no joke.  Seeing this one destroyed for an awful body kit is rather sad

Real Sky Redline>Fake Gallardo

That’s my takeaway as well - if this was the same price as a standard Sky Redline, I might be willing to go NP based on the hilarity of it alone, but at nearly 3x of the going rate for a decent Sky, easy CP.

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?