SasquatchElvis
SasquatchElvis
SasquatchElvis

I thought it was a penguin too! Before I opened the article, on the main page I said to myself..."Unicycle? That a fucking penguin. what the hell??"

I feel like we've seen this before, but with wheels.

Ask him if Infinity is going to make him change his name to Qebastian Qettel.

Because.

Saying that you'd rather drive an Avenger than a Legacy is just exaggeration for exaggeration's sake. No one would make that choice.

And here come all the PS fanboys, claiming that this is a useless feature and all it does it distract from what consoles are supposed to do which is apparently only play video games.

You can play the game and use your phone to watch tv at the same time in 2 seconds?

Hey guys, I found a picture of the production version. They made a few tweaks:

He's French, they don't beat anyone unless you're referring to how they beat the ground by dropping their never fired rifles on it.

/comeatmebro

Call me a millennial who likes technology...but electronic tickets?

JOHN DAVIS IS SPEAKING A LANGUAGE I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IN THIS ONE

Nice. Which aisle can I find this in at Ikea?

One was the Armco barrier, second medical aid, because the chief medical officer at Brands Hatch was a gynecologist. I'm sure he was a good doctor and good at gynecology, but it wasn't the work that would be good in a racing accident.

No, no, no. It is already MechaGodzilla. It did not come from the Pacific to destroy Tokyo, it was built by the Japanese to defeat the Godzilla. Instead, being a hybrid it will be Voltron. Worst. Post. Ever, Okulski.

How about, "You only buy a Ferrari or a Tesla, if you have money to burn."

Why are there no headlines when Camry's catch fire? Maybe we'd finally get rid of the damned things.

First time COTD.

Well, how would you like it if a buncha drunk Llamas kidnapped you from your bed and take you on a tour in the city?

As much as I want to play the story(I thought most of COD stories where meh but fun) on this COD with the dog.I really don't want to pick up a game for 60 bucks and put it down forever after I'm done. The mutiplayer on COD never been my thing for starts.