You genius! NFS Dubai needs to happen.

Doesn't anybody here think of these poor women's ovaries??!?!

With a gust of wind we might just see some ankle.

Preach it brotha!!! Shit like that pisses me off to no end. Do assholes in porches go to the track every weekend? Nope. And they don't have to. Because AMERICA!

Why does everyone think that the only purpose of pickup trucks is to go off road? Is it so hard to imagine that people might want to go fast but also need to haul a load of lumber/drywall/mattress, and still use their truck to its full potential without ever going off road?

State Police Of Egypt Calls Jalopnik To Identify This Vehicle In Hit And Run Incident

Alumember?

I love this car! Finally a Juke low enough to show off what it is: a funky hot hatch....and of course all the other stuff is awesome too...but I really love the look of a low (not slammed, just normal ride height low) Juke...even if it defeats the purpose.

Holy sweet battletits that thing is neat-o.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

This is not the greatest Ferrari in the world.

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And not one flat-bill hat or energy drink advertisement in sight. I approve.

I found one with Jason's favorite logo.

I haz a sad. The turtle head on this is epic.

1) Buy pseudo-legal JDM (Yo!) car for $18,500

Don't be an ass. The telemetry company validated the claim via third parties, not the printout of the data.

This is more of an aggressive commute than a race.