Well, how would you like it if a buncha drunk Llamas kidnapped you from your bed and take you on a tour in the city?

I've picked this troll response to respond to. I'm not a cyclist. You've missed my point. My point is NYPD doesn't enforce traffic laws for cars at all...leading to a shitload of awful accidents and pedestrian deaths since there is zero punishment for driving like a jackass and mowing people down.

If cyclists would give up the attitude that they are entitled to their momentum regardless of the road conditions, the world would be a better place. You guys have brakes, and usually a holier than thou exercise justification. Use them.

As much as I want to play the story(I thought most of COD stories where meh but fun) on this COD with the dog.I really don't want to pick up a game for 60 bucks and put it down forever after I'm done. The mutiplayer on COD never been my thing for starts.

There are plenty of assholes on bikes, but there are plenty of assholes driving too. I see motorists run red lights literally every day, and yet I don't see even a tenth as many articles about that.

You can ride a bike in the city and not be a douche. The problem with the "IT'S ALL THE BIKERS FAULTS BRO" narrative is that it leads to bad things. Here in NYC, the NYPD is so obsessed with ticketing bikers that they've completely stopped enforcing driving laws for motorists. You can run down a family while texting…

You genius! NFS Dubai needs to happen.

Doesn't anybody here think of these poor women's ovaries??!?!

With a gust of wind we might just see some ankle.

Preach it brotha!!! Shit like that pisses me off to no end. Do assholes in porches go to the track every weekend? Nope. And they don't have to. Because AMERICA!

Why does everyone think that the only purpose of pickup trucks is to go off road? Is it so hard to imagine that people might want to go fast but also need to haul a load of lumber/drywall/mattress, and still use their truck to its full potential without ever going off road?

State Police Of Egypt Calls Jalopnik To Identify This Vehicle In Hit And Run Incident

Alumember?

I love this car! Finally a Juke low enough to show off what it is: a funky hot hatch....and of course all the other stuff is awesome too...but I really love the look of a low (not slammed, just normal ride height low) Juke...even if it defeats the purpose.

Holy sweet battletits that thing is neat-o.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

This is not the greatest Ferrari in the world.

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