And not one flat-bill hat or energy drink advertisement in sight. I approve.

I found one with Jason's favorite logo.

I haz a sad. The turtle head on this is epic.

1) Buy pseudo-legal JDM (Yo!) car for $18,500

Don't be an ass. The telemetry company validated the claim via third parties, not the printout of the data.

This is more of an aggressive commute than a race.

Hey it least it is not Bear Grylls...

Fair. Next.

Driver needs to be attentive yes, but not every driver expects a dumbass pedestrian to cross the road at night without using a crosswalk.

Person has accident because he was distracted by Pizza. Frozen Pizza company sends him a 1 year supply of pizza so he doesn't have to go to get the pizza so he can avoid getting in more accidents.

You clearly missed the point.

There's a reason their slogan is "it's not delivery it's DiGiorno." It is better than half the carry-out pizza you can get.

Someone misinterpreted something. This is the actual 2015 Mustang 10-speed Eco-mode option.

You are so lucky, Jason. I wish I could corner Patrick Dempsey.

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

Tilke has some flaws, but honestly COTA is a great track Parker. While you may not have "studied it" prior to describing it consider what the drivers have said about it. The track (due in large part to natural elevation) is epic.