He used the conditioner for lube. At some point in his life every growing boy discovers that conditioner is the biggest slut in the shower.

I would rather it say $85 on the price tag so I know what I'm saving for, rather than having to figure out what magical percentage between 15-35% I'm supposed to just magically "know." The stress isn't that I have to pay more, the stress is that I'm expected to know what that ill-defined number is for whatever…

Pardon me, just a little vent here because I think the movie trailer triggered me a bit (I just watched it).

I literally have heard NOTHING in my mind but "feMALES are strong AS hell" for the last 3 days. I cannot do anything.

Interesting tactic. Because I made an informed medical choice with my doctors I get thrown in with the anti vax crowd.

omg YUM. Here's a story you will like- remember the scene where she goes out riding with Henry, and seduces him, and she's wearing nearly hip-suede boots (and nothing else) under that dress? The actress said they were made for her, and were comfortable enough to walk forever in, and she begged to be given them to…

Did you ever read The Autobiography of Henry VIII? It's about his whole life, not just her, but she obv takes up a big chunk of it. I am obsessed with Henry and his wives as well. You can join me on my dream vacation of going on a Henry Tudor tour of London/surrounding areas.

This is the only portrait of Anne Boleyn that need exist.

"Damn it, Meredith. Where are your panties?!"

Jack, eat all the brown M&Ms and inside joke bananas you want. Love you forever for just Ball and Biscuit alone.

Apparently bravery and beauty can't go hand in hand /s

I'm gonna start eating an entire pizza every day so I can become courageous and kind! I had no idea that was how a person gains those qualities!

I was about to snark that she just ordered cheese pizza but then I remembered that Papa Johns has that one that has like 5 or 6 cheeses and it's pretty good.

They do that occasionally!

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

What I heard: The most important thing to learn in college is conformity. It is not the time to experiment with ideas and finding your style! If you want to advance to the basic bitch big leagues when you graduate now is them time to stop thinking and start bronzing.

Studies have basically shown this to be the case. Plus, there's a fair number of people who found out that their romantic partner was actually a separated-at-birth sibling. Just randomly running into them is one thing, but then happening to be in a relationship? That's statistically unlikely unless you consider…

yes basically this

See folks, it's really Kurt Busch who is the victim here—he's the one who should get a restraining order (to say nothing of seeking out the protection of a ninja clan).

@SugarSugar: But. Beyonce IS CURVY. She has a teeny-tiny waist, big hips, full boobs and booty, and muscular thighs. How is this not curvy by Western society's standards? Allowing that Beyonce is curvy does not automatically make you or anyone else obese. It is not an indictment of you or Lastbroadcast because you may…