Shitloads of rainbows make a game 20 times better! Mario does it so it MUST be true!!!!!!1111!!!!12

And if you look at it from perspective, she aims her bow & arrow from about 6 inches above her eyes, meaning she can't possibly hit anything. The only conclusion is that she failed out of Arctic Huntress school and is just freelancing based on her looks.

Will humanity ever tire of sorting colored objects into sets of three?

It's extremely progressive, and as we all know, that's much more important than being entertaining or high-quality.

THAT'S as good as it gets? So glad I skipped it.

I understand Nintendo, this sort of thing happens ALL the time. I was thinking about reading some Shakespeare the other day, and it turns out somebody already posted the plot details to the internet! Nobody even writes books anymore because of this. Spoiler alert: It was Claudius.

That statement is totally accurate except for how nobody plays it or cares about it and it sold like crap.

Except that ChrisG didn't win EVO. In fact, no Morrigans even reached the finals and only 1 made it to Sunday's Top 8. She's good but not great, too much nerfing would make her useless.

Uhhhhggh. I was looking forward to this for about 15 seconds, then I saw Gail Simone was involved.

Sony: "Look! We added a Share button!"

It was made for EVO and first shown there. In fact, look closer at the opening animation with the three super moves - the energy trails spell out E - V - O

As compared to all those other large nationwide corporations that are not owned by "wall street types".

"You fuckers want innovation? Look, we put Mario in a fucking cat suit this time. Shut up and give us 60 more dollars."

I have. I wasn't interested in King of Fighters '13, but watched some amazing games at the last few tournament streams. So I bought it and enjoy it.

Yes, these people are deluded. Kotaku doesn't exist to attack fighting game players. It exists to complain about racism and sexism.

the capital wasteland (what a perfect setting for a game about America, by the way)

If anything is up for grabs (unless it's potentially offensive) then nothing is.

"They don't have any problems due to misogyny, racism, or homophobia"

Yeah, did you NOT read the review? 16 shitty mini games is enough for you! You don't deserve high quality games! Give Nintendo all your money and thank them for actually giving you anything!

A lot of people believe a lot of crazy things. People think they're aliens, or ghosts, or werewolves, or personally chosen by God. None of these things are true. But if you believe you should be a different gender, then it must be celebrated and anyone who disagrees with you based on actual evidence is a horrible…