Will they be donating any of the money to the families of businesses victimized by the criminals who were killed while resisting arrest? Or do they not count?

"Skill" can mean a lot of different things. MOBA games are low on manual dexterity and hand-eye coordination, but very high on team strategy, coordination and decision-making.

"It means the world is darker and more mature than most actual Pokémon games"

4) Console exclusives are bad.

Yeah, it totally sucks when the video game stuff gets in the way of the important stuff: the fucking.

You could have also titled this article "No need to play this game ever". Thanks for the helpful warning

Are all the characters in this PC version constantly shrieking and squealing at all times? If not, then it's better than the official version.

Every one of these pictures is 100% sexist and also racist. There is so much misogyny going on too. I'm calling Kotaku to report you guys and your trigger-happy behavior.

As a Teabagger, I find your language offensive. Please check your privilege and stop using it. Also: racism.

I killed 87,000 people in Call of Duty over the last six months, and they were all male. Take that, patriarchy.

Sexism! Somebody call Kotaku!!! Oh wait, we're already here.

That was a whole lot of work cutting and pasting movie quotes and screenshots, all in order to make a bad point. Who paid you to do all that work?

And thus proving the point of the entire exercise: "Believe what we believe and bend to our wishes or we will eliminate you."

In that animation, Zelda doesn't even have bouncing boob physics. There's no reason to play this game.

It's not for you? Sounds great, feel free to take a hike.

Boy, this new chat blocking is really great. There's no way we can run into assholes if all forms of communication are banned!

So his public response for not raping someone wasn't apologetic enough? Fuck off.

No it doesn't. He just picked herbs and mined, over and over.

...to destroy the franchise? Agreed.

You don't know what you're talking about and don't visit the site in question, but decide to offer your expert opinion anyways! Everyone appreciates that!